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Tip your waiters!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by TheKey, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    Scip, you're a insert sex ?
  2. ScipioCowboy

    ScipioCowboy More than meets the eye. Zone Supporter

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    What do you want me to be, big boy?



    I'm a male. I was merely being facetious. HA!





  3. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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    Having your niche with old retired ladies is risky, but it's lucrative. They've got nothing else to spend their money on than a 100 style and $100 color, with all the curlers and everything. Old Texas gals and widows fork over a lot of dough to someone who treats them right, sort of like the moral of this thread. If you give* good, genuine service you get paid good money. That's how I see it. I come from a family of business people and so forth, who work on their reputation. So I guess there are a lot of dynamics involved in our capitalist system. It's not hard to see sometimes. Just look around and ordinary businesses are making extra-ordinary amounts of money.

    Yet it's not for me and I tend to be more academic oriented, but I'm being serious when I say she makes that much. Not to get off topic. . . .
  4. Bob Sacamano

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    [youtube]PldpBJEn4vQ[/youtube]

    :cool:
  5. TheKey

    TheKey Faster than Felix

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    If only it worked that way; that's why I started this thread in the first place.
  6. SLATEmosphere

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    Wow this thread turned into gold at around page 20. Mad props for Theo for just setting lewpac up perfectly. If only we could have his face when he realized how much of a FAIL he is.

    Justice is best served chilled.

    P.S. LOL at Bob always taking the side of the instigator.
  7. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    Wow. I can just see Tom Cruise delivering this very speech in the highly anticipated release of "Cocktail II". It was that awesome.
  8. Kilyin

    Kilyin Well-Known Member

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    This is what happens to people like springs1

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  9. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    I went to my favorite sandwich shop for lunch today and I ordered the fries a little crispy and brown.

    Who wants fries that are doughy in the middle? Gag a maggot on a gut wagon.
  10. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    I don't know, I found this thread quite educational. I went to the cafe today and punched my server in the face. This establishes the tone of just who's in charge and let's them know they're going to have to work for my tip.
  11. bbgun

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    But don't you dare try that with the bartender. They are omnipotent beings who control everyone's fate. Or so I've heard.
  12. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    :lmao2:
  13. Bob Sacamano

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    gold.
  14. theogt

    theogt Surrealist Zone Supporter

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    Totally unrelated, but this reminded me of the SNL skit.

    [youtube]ILvkEHQPHHg[/youtube]
  15. Bob Sacamano

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    lol at hitting the fatty in the face
  16. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    You ain't lyin'.
  17. Jon88

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    I have first hand experience that Canadians do not tip.
  18. Phrozen Phil

    Phrozen Phil Active Member

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    This post is purely in the interests of getting to 400 replies to this thread. It's also directed at trying to prevent any demented bartenders from hijacking the thread to complain about martinis that were shaken rather than stirred, or serving white wine in an "over-chilled" state.
  19. TheKey

    TheKey Faster than Felix

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    So guys, funny story from the establishment tonight.

    A man came in with his family of four and ran up a 50 ticket. It was his now 8 years old daughter's birthday, and at my place that means she gets a free dessert. So we all come out clapping and sing to her and give her the dessert. Long story short this man leaves me a $2 tip. That is less than 5% if you're counting. The funny part of the story comes in when he is checking out and tells the cashier very sincerely that she should "Make sure he gets this tip, he really deserves it". Golden. Made my night.
  20. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    You should have confronted him and whooped his butt in front of his family. ;)

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