10.You absolutely hate the egirls, deadskins, gay-men, forty-whiners, the wack, and those steelers for winning 2 super bowls when they didn't deserve it. 9.You have tried to apply for a job with the cowboys atleast once in your'e life. 8.You have all kinds of memoribilia(books, dvds, sheets, pencils etc) 7.Ever been in a fight defending the boys, because I have. 6.You have dreams of throwing, running, or catching the super bowl winning touchdown. Or all 3. I once had a dream that I intercepted the ball on our goal line against the deadskins and ran it back 100 yards to win it in OT, it was awesome. 5.You rarely miss a game, but when you do you get really upset, espiacally if they lose. 4.You seem to know anything and everything about the cowboys. 3.Tried to call in sick, leave early, or even quit trying to catch a game one way or another. 2.Your'e spouse or date mate seem to get mad at you for paying more attention to the cowboys than them. 1.It's the super bowl, Cowboys vs Whoever, and you pass up a day of love, passion and you know what. But, you say hell no, My boys are winning the super bowl and you wouldn't miss it for the entire world. P.S. Any others please list.