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We couldn't do diddly poo

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by Reverend Conehead, Nov 12, 2013.

  1. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Active Member

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    We couldn't do diddly poo. We couldn't convert a 3rd down. We sucked. We got our *** kicked. We just totally got our *** kicked. We sucked. I'm embarrassed. I know our division is so bad we still have a shot at the playoffs, to which I say: Playoffs? Are you kidding me? Playoffs? You wanna talk about playoffs? I just hope we can win a game.
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  2. CaptainMorgan

    CaptainMorgan Well-Known Member

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    Hush and enjoy the secret sauce.
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  3. RXP

    RXP Well-Known Member

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    There were many of us who expected the Saints game to turn out the way it did. I was hoping we'd make a game of it like the Broncos game. But the potential for a blowout was always there. All you had to do what look at the Cowboys pass defense so far this year and the fact that Drew Brees was their QB.

    This loss was disturbing, but I was expecting it. The Lions loss bothered me a lot more than the Saints loss did.
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  4. alicetooljam

    alicetooljam Active Member

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    Did I expect them to lose? Probably...did I expect them to break (multiple) NFL records for ineptness? No.... This was no average blowout.
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  5. RXP

    RXP Well-Known Member

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    Well, I don't know what an average blowout is, but that's OK.

    If somebody had come to me before the game and told me we'd lose 49-17 to the Saints in their barn, in prime time, with this defense, I would have had no trouble believing it. The Saints regularly blow out the opposition at the Superdome in prime time.

    I just hoped we'd do better than that.
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  6. links18

    links18 Well-Known Member

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    All I heard all week before the game was how it would be a close shoot-out with the Boys pulling the upset.
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  7. RXP

    RXP Well-Known Member

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    Sure. We're all Cowboys fans. We try to spin it as positively as we can.

    Speaking for myself, I knew a Cowboys win would be a huge upset in their house. We have all seen them play at the Superdome on Sunday and Monday nights. They are like a machine, steam rolling over their foes.

    Our pass defense, with Brees at QB, Payton as HC, in prime time and in the Superdome was a receipe for disaster. Many others as well as myself knew. Those who predicted victory are homers to the point of delusion.
  8. Phoenix

    Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    I think the op zoomed so far over most people's heads that it is entering orbit right about now. Nicely done!
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  9. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    lol yip.

    Though there is some stuff left out I think.
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  10. KJJ

    KJJ You Have an Axe to Grind

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    Three weeks ago the Lions were who we thought they were and we let them off the hook!
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  11. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    The Saints game was ugly but honestly, we had 17 Defensive guys suited up and of those, several were not starters or even 2nd string. It is what it is. We are going to have a tough couple games ahead of us until we start getting some guys back. Just how it is.
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  12. bark

    bark Well-Known Member

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    Thanks coach mora
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  13. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    You forgot to mention something about this week being a bye week. Oh, and Jerry sucks also.
  14. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Active Member

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    You're right. The Lions are who we thought they were and we let'em off the hook. I you wanna crown'em, then crown their ***!

    And to anyone wanting to tank the rest of the season for a high draft pick: Hello! You play to win the game! You don't play to just play it. If you ain't gonna play to win, then retire. Get out.
  15. jnday

    jnday Well-Known Member

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    Sure they should play to win, but every game they win huts them long term due to lower draft position. Those thread will start to show up more and more.
  16. Plankton

    Plankton Well-Known Member

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    Well done - one of my favorite rants of all time.



  17. khiladi

    khiladi Well-Known Member

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    I thought I got the post, but after reading this thread, not so sure...
  18. BraveHeartFan

    BraveHeartFan We got a hat. I want a ring.

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    LOL. That is one of the most classic interviews ever. Still one of my all time favorites.
  19. jobberone

    jobberone Save the Snow Leopard Staff Member

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    Thanks for the laugh(s) Conehead...the Reverend Conehead...sry. I needed it.
  20. 1LoyalCowboyFan

    1LoyalCowboyFan Active Member Zone Supporter

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    Man it sucked. I had to eat crow. I really thought we could hang. Once Lee was out it got ugly quick.

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