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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by WV Cowboy, Nov 25, 2013.

  1. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    I believe it was a joke, sir.
  2. jnday

    jnday Well-Known Member

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    I was expecting a funny answer.
  3. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Sorry I got you this riled up about nothing.

    I can't believe that it matters this much to you whether I was bothered or not. LOL

    You probably are the guy that heckles the comedian because he is making fun of somebody. :)
  4. Sarge

    Sarge Red, White and Brew... Staff Member

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    I could care less what anyone wears or what they drive. I personally don't understand why that would bother anyone.
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  5. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    I talked with "shorts guy" at our high school football game Friday night.

    It was 25 degrees.

    I asked him why, .. he said "I don't know."

    I asked him if he gets cold, .. he said "I don't know, I just like shorts."

    I asked him about his son's knee surgery, and told him I thought he was a knucklehead for wearing shorts when it was this cold, and we both laughed.

    He said, "I know."

    Funny.
  6. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    Imagine that.. he simply liked wearing shorts.

    Crazy.
  7. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Yes, .. that and being cold.

    His son told me he is bringing a small heater to the State Championship game this Friday night. Gonna be in the low 30's with freezing rain or flurries.

    I'll have on my thick long-johns, with flannel lined blue jeans, .. not shorts.
  8. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    ..and i'm sure the guy who wears shorts won't care for one second about your long johns, flannel lined blue jeans or anything else you have on.
  9. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    I'm sure you're right (unless he wants to switch with me the middle of the 3rd qtr, LOL), ... and I'm also sure I won't be the only one to notice there is a guy wearing shorts.

    Of course, that is what he wants.

    I'll let you know how many people I see wearing shorts that night.
  10. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    Yup, even though you went ahead and asked him now, and he simply said, as i suspected, that he just liked wearing shorts, you've already gotten into his head and figured out the truth.. he craves attention.

    That must be why he was so short with his answers when you tried to engage him in conversation.

    Silly Cowboys fans..

    Hey, by the way..go ahead and don't let me know how many people you see wearing shorts that night, because.. i really couldn't care less.

    Surprising, right? lol
  11. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Yea, that is surprising, .. seeing as how you have almost 25% of the posts in this thread.

    I won't tell you after the game, .. I'll tell you now.

    One
  12. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    Are they cargo shorts, or spandex? Dude wants to freeze then that is his problem, but we can't have folks showing up at State Championship games acting like this....

    [IMG]
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  13. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    I enjoy watching you spiral further and further out of touch.
  14. 03EBZ06

    03EBZ06 Need2Speed

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    So it was very cold (low 20s) and snowing here in St Louis area yesterday, while I was driving by the St Louis University, I saw one student wearing a t-shirt and shorts walking down the street and this thread immediately came to my mind, lol
  15. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Probably my guys brother. LOL

    Just kidding, .. but I could understand wearing shorts a little more if you were walking or moving, but sitting at a football game for 3 hours, .. I will never understand that.
  16. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Wow, That is such a cute reply. You must have seen that on another board and have been waiting to use it here. LOL

    Like I said it is a very cute reply, .. even though it has nothing to do with what we have been discussing and does not apply here at all.

    But let me get this straight, .. last night we all sat out in a bizzard watching a football game for three hours, with the temperature in the upper 20's. It was like sitting in a freezing cold snow globe for 3 hours. Thousands of people are bundled up to the max, .. but one guy is wearing shorts, .. sitting with a space heater between his legs, covered in a blanket with gloves, coat and hat.

    I say that I think that is unusual, and you are saying that it is not, ... and yet you say I am the one out of touch ?? LOL

    You have painted yourself into such a small little corner in this thread that you have nowhere to go except a cute little one liner.

    Just so you know, I have enjoyed this a great deal myself.
  17. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    So you're saying that not only are you semi-obsessed with some man who wears shorts alot, but you also think im cute.

    Nice.. the evidence is really piling up.
  18. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Yes, children tend to do a lot of cute things, .. and your last couple of harmless one-liners have been cute.

    You have truely revealed yourself in this thread.

    Not sure which is funnier, .. the guy insisting on wearing shorts in a 25 degree snow storm, .. or the ridiculous "stand" that you have made in this thread.
  19. DallasCowpoke

    DallasCowpoke Fierce Allegiance

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    This thread is amazingly entertaining!

    I can't imagine a time in modern history, two grown men have been more OBSESSED with another man's bare legs, since Richard Simmons called Nathan Lane and invited him to a matinee showing of "Magic Mike".
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  20. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Motorcycle guy rode his bike in this morning, .. it was 2 or 3 degrees. LOL!!

    I am such a cupcake.

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