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When a man volunteers to BBQ...

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by WoodysGirl, Jul 18, 2005.

  1. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Shut up and play! Staff Member

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    the following chain of events are put into motion:

    1) The woman buys the food.

    2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand..

    Here comes the important part.......

    4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    then....

    5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

    Important again..........

    7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.



    And most of all.........

    10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

    11) The man then asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off"

    And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

  2. Wimbo

    Wimbo Active Member

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    Glad you got that all straight. Do us a favor & make sure the rest of the women get it right, OK? ;)
  3. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    I can't wait to get married !
  4. jman

    jman Active Member

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    LOL...not this man.

    I buy the meat, prepare the meat along with the sauce and rub, start the grill or smoker, cook the meat, drinking plenty of beer while cooking the meat (and before and after), taking the meat off the grill and serving the meat.

    Plates and cutlery...the paper plates or over there and I'll cut up the brisket for you, but the ribbs...I don't need no stinking cutlery...And there's a roll of paper towels right of there if you need one.

    And as far as the "salad, vegetables, and dessert" portion of the meal? What's that? It's BBQ time!!!! I do admit, I do have a little dessert...a nice cold beer!

    That's meal time...
  5. Payton34Smith22

    Payton34Smith22 Active Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:
  6. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    SHHHHH!!!!!!

    Let em learn. :laugh2:
  7. Payton34Smith22

    Payton34Smith22 Active Member

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    Ok..... :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
  8. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    I just let her do it all and focus on the eating :D
  9. Wimbo

    Wimbo Active Member

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    My wife doesn't do all that prep & clean stuff when I grill. She's always too busy mowing the lawn or changing the oil for that.
  10. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal Insulin Beware

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    I'm not married, but if I ever become so, I defy my wife to outcook me. One of my favorite things to do is put on a good meal.
  11. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    After being in love with the same beautiful girl for 34 years, I read this thread, ... and chuckle. :rolleyes:
  12. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    But does she even know who you are? ;)

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