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Why does Hot Sauce taste so good yet hurt so bad???

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Joe Rod, Jul 7, 2009.

  1. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    Yesterday morning I ate half a bottle of cayenne pepper hotsauce with my eggs. Yesterday afternoon that same hotsauce came a knockin. Why can't I just eat as much of this stuff as I want without the internal rebellion?
  2. Jon88

    Jon88 Benched

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    I've found the end result burns if you know what I mean.
  3. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    It's called getting old. :laugh1:
  4. Jon88

    Jon88 Benched

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    I've gotten burned many times and it's not a good feeling.

    Eat about 10 lbs of crawfish with seasoning and wait about 5 hours. You'll be on fire.
  5. masomenos

    masomenos Less is more

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    How about you grow a pair, man up and finish the other half of that bottle?
  6. Hostile

    Hostile Persona Non Grata Zone Supporter

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    That's the spirit Maso.

    I love the burn.
  7. justbob

    justbob The Peacemaker Staff Member

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    The second burn is a simple way for you body to tell you all is well and moving thru the pipeline as it should be:D
  8. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    As of tomorrow morning our bathrooms will be out of commission due to the new tile being put in our house. My neighbors have been nice enough to let us use their facilities for the next few days, but that type of fury might wear out our welcome pretty quick.

    Usually a quarter bottle equates to smooth sailing, I just tend to go a little overboard at times.
  9. Whiskey Cowboy

    Whiskey Cowboy Member

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    *** Cayenne..Go get you some good quality super extra hot chili powder from your super market and throw it in your chicken wing sauce..Now thats a burn:angryno:
  10. CliffnMesquite

    CliffnMesquite Well-Known Member

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    It's an chemical reaction.
  11. Aikbach

    Aikbach Well-Known Member

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    The burn going in tastes good but the one going out just stings like a mofo.
  12. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    IIRC capsaicin is fat soluble. I guess if you didn't like the burn that much you could chew down a stick of butter and avoid it.

    Probably not the healthiest way to stop the burn.
  13. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Or drink some milk
  14. jackrussell

    jackrussell Last of the Duke Street Kings

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    Voice heard from my bathroom in much the same circumstance...

    "C'mooooon ice cream."
  15. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    What? Was it hotter coming out than it was going in? :lmao2:

    Personally, I really don't like spicy foods or their taste except in two cases, and thats Frank's red sauce. Or as it's better know, Buffalo sauce. (ie *real* buffalo wings) The other is, pepper, though it's not real that spicy.
  16. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Do you put that **** on everything too? :laugh2:
  17. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    Nope, only hot wings. I miss Wing Stop. Their wings are small, but they aren't fatty like most other places that have larger wings.
  18. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    I will be getting my bathrooms back this afternoon, so half bottle breakfast is on again starting tomorrow!!!
  19. JonJon

    JonJon Injured Reserve

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    After years of eating hot sauce and tabasco sauce, I've become immune to the second burn from it. The only time I get the second burn now is when I eat too many JalapeƱos. The easy solution is to lift up the second toilet seat and dump your entire *** in the water.
  20. masomenos

    masomenos Less is more

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    That's the spirit!

    May your colon R.I.P.

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