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Why I love football

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  1. LeonDixson

    LeonDixson Illegitimi non carborundum

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    This explanation of baseball, together with George Carlin's comparison of baseball and football is why I love football.

    I actually used to like baseball until they went on strike and canceled the world series one year. Haven't watched a game since. Anyway, here is the explanation:

    BASEBALL EXPLAINED[IMG]


    This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in.
    The one that's in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they
    can get in
    before they get out. If they get out before they get in,
    they come in, but it
    doesn't count. If they get in before they get out
    it does count.
    When the ones out get three outs from the ones in before
    they get in
    without being out, the team that's out comes in and the
    team in goes out to get
    those going in out before they get in
    without being out.
    When both teams have been in and out nine times the game
    is over. The
    team with the most in without being out before coming
    in wins unless the ones in
    are equal. In which case, the last ones in
    go out to get the ones in out before
    they get in without being out.
    The game will end when each team has the same number of
    ins out but one
    team has more in without being out before coming
    in.

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