Ben Bass doesn't fold paper airplanes. He folds airplanes into paper. When Ben Bass does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down. When Ben Bass donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it his own. Ben Bass doesn't sleep. He waits. Oh, never mind that he couldn't start on a mediocre Texas A&M defense. No worries. Marinelli, brah.