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Woman caught repeatedly defecating in guy's yard

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by TheCount, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. MichaelWinicki

    MichaelWinicki "You want some?" Staff Member

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    Self defecating humor! :D
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  2. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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    That was a pretty crappy joke.
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  3. Seven

    Seven Messenger to the football Gods

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    Cause it's bugging me..............Knob Hill is an area in downtown ABQ. West of university on central. It's not a city in NM. About a mile stretch, if that.
  4. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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    It's obviously a dry, desert-like place that needs some fertilization.
  5. CanadianCowboysFan

    CanadianCowboysFan Lightning Rod

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    I felt sorry for the reporter who had to cover the story, she looked like she wanted to burst out laughing.
  6. Sasquatch

    Sasquatch Lost in the Woods

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    Yup, the fourth estate has fallen low.
  7. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    Well, big news around here in New Mexico. They finally caught the pooper girl. Apparently, she was hanging out in Roswell. State Police finally identified here and located here. Image below.

















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  8. KJJ

    KJJ You Have an Axe to Grind

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    I heard investigators had been collecting several poops from the surrounding area and at first began fearing this girl might be a serial pooper. They noticed several of the poops were "havana omelets" a form of diarrhea and only one of the poops was solid and had a pronounced nose cone. This was exactly like the poop log found in Bobby's yard it even had the same left to right kink in it. Bobby put his pit bull in his yard and that led to her capture. Her attorney is arguing her poops aren't consistent with the ones found in Bobby's yard. This could make for an interesting trial.


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  9. Muhast

    Muhast Newo

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    lmao, craziest story on CZ in years.
  10. KJJ

    KJJ You Have an Axe to Grind

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    I was thinking the same thing but did some reading and read where human feces can't be used as fertilizer because it carries deceases that can be transmitted through the ground water if you're in an area with wells or through runoff. No fecal matter from any carnivore (dogs and cats) or omnivore (pigs and humans) should be used for fertilizer. Disease transmission is exceptionally high. This topic has caused me to do some google searches I never imagined I would ever do. LOL

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