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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by JoeyBoy718, Mar 16, 2014.

  1. JoeyBoy718

    JoeyBoy718 Well-Known Member

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    the bartender has to Google everything you order.

    Your turn.
  2. DFWJC

    DFWJC Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    So who was the chick you were ordering for?
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  3. JoeyBoy718

    JoeyBoy718 Well-Known Member

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    The youngest girl there is older than your mom.
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  4. JoeyBoy718

    JoeyBoy718 Well-Known Member

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    Haha I got a martini. She didn't know what other than gin went in it.
  5. BigStar

    BigStar Stop chasing

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  6. CowboyFan74

    CowboyFan74 Cowboys Analyst

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    When everybody knows your name..
  7. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    They have dirt floors...no, not making that one up.
  8. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Everything is everything... Staff Member

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    It's B.Y.O.B
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  9. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    ... a drink doesn't cost $20.
  10. CashMan

    CashMan Well-Known Member

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    Someone who fetches beers, is not a bartender.
  11. viman96

    viman96 Thread Killer

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    When the women are missing teeth. And no I'm not making that up.
  12. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    LOL, .. wow, .. a lot of bad memories here. Distant distant memories, .. but bad none the less.

    Glad to be out of that world.
  13. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    haha been to a few of those in the dry parishes of Louisiana.
  14. JIMMYBUFFETT

    JIMMYBUFFETT Skinwalker

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    The place I go has not one bar stool that matches in the entire place. Oh, and they have a screen door.
  15. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Everything is everything... Staff Member

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    Ha! There are still BYOBs if you know where to look. Probably won't catch me in any of those places nowadays. Security is a little light if you know what I mean. lol
  16. Ntegrase96

    Ntegrase96 Well-Known Member

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    The clouds of cigarette smoke reduce visibility to 2 1/2 feet.

    "Did the 8 ball go in, or did I scratch? Who won?"
  17. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament...

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    Brainpaint is there...
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  18. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    They don't wifi
  19. HeavyBarrel

    HeavyBarrel Well-Known Member

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    When two Girl scouts start fighting one another.......
    You see a girl so good looking you have to ask the guy next to you to pinch you so that you know you're not dreaming.....
    A guy can get stabbed in the back while dancing with said good looking girl and no one notices.....Allowing you to make your move on her, "Staying Alive" and fancy footwork to follow......
  20. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    You don't need to look much further then Virginia. They still have that. You bring your own beverage and they sell you the glasses to use for X.

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