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You might be a redneck 2004

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Yeagermeister, Oct 27, 2004.

  1. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    2004 Version of "You Might Be a Red neck if..."


    Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

    Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

    You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

    You have a relative living in your garage.

    Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.

    There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

    You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.

    None of the tires on your pickup are the same size.

    You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.

    Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.

    Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.

    Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

    Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

    You've slow danced in the Waffle House.

    Starting your car involves popping the hood.

    Your trash man is confused about what goes and what stays.

    You whistle at women in church.

    You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

    You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

    You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back seat
  2. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    I would figure a redneck post from the guy with Jimmy Snuka playing a guitar in his sig line... :D
  3. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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  4. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    That's Mr Superfly Jimmy Snuka to you :D
  5. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    sorry... Mr. Redneck... :D
  6. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    What is wrong with that.. It lowers your insurance rate cuz you aren't trying to turn around and get ahold of them.... the over the shoulder shot works really well......j/k...LOL

    I've actually seen guys whistle at girls in church and then try to put up on them... OMG! I live in a town of rednecks....
  7. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    You say this like it is a bad thing... it is biblical you know...
  8. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Thats one notch above having a relative living in your garbage can that actually pays rent for it.
  9. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Oscar is your relative?
    [IMG]
  10. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    I was whistling hyms for your information. :rolleyes:
  11. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    Something about a burning bush? :eek: :p
  12. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    shhhhhh.....


    ;)
  13. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Didn't you mean "Whistling AT him"... (not that there's anything wrong with that)... :D
  14. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    Unfortunately for you, that is not the case. Sorry to rain on your "fruity" parade. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.) :D
  15. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    sure you were...

    I started back to church a few weeks ago and was told by a few of the ladies there last Sunday that I was the guys new flavor... geez

    Why go to a bar when you can go to church to get hit on w/o a cover charge... :rolleyes:
  16. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    stop wearing those mini skirts :D
  17. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    I don't wear my micro mini's to church or work. I wear business casual to those places...The micro mini's are for going out... which I need to start doing again... 5 mos is tooo long

    I've got a closet full of Lucky You Ultra low body fit jeans and micro mini's that I need to get some use out of... 75 to 95 dollars a pop... I better start wearing them out. :)
  18. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    :eek: by all means please do :D
  19. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    You should be flattered. :D
    Actually, Church is a great place to meet wholesome, marrying material females.
  20. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    You could always loan them to Tricks' brister. It would get some use out of them. :eek:

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