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your favorite facts from chuck and the dos equis dude?

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  1. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    chuck.............."he can kill two stones with one bird".

    dos equis dude....." he taught a german shepard to bark in spanish".

    :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
  2. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    "chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun".
  3. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Lurch

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    How about this one

    "Bruce Lee would whoop chucks ***"
  4. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    bruce lee would whip just about anyone in the planet...including chuck.

    i'm a huge bruce lee fan...


    now then...read the thread title.
  5. CowboyWay

    CowboyWay If Coach would have put me in, we'd a won State

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    You can see his charisma..........from space.

    He lives vicariously through.....himself.
  6. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    he once had an awkward moment...to see what it felt like
  7. MetalHead

    MetalHead Benched

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    *chuck once went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper...and got it.
  8. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Stackin and Processin, Well

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    Chuck Norris in sign language is a middle finger on fire.
  9. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  10. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    chuck norris uses tabasco sauce for eye drops.
  11. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    My Bill Brasky post was deleted.

    Sweet.

    Probably because Brasky showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
  12. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    I think just noone likes you
    you should perma-ban yourself
  13. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    Probably the case.

    But at least I got Brasky in my corner and thats a lot.

    Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
  14. CowboyWay

    CowboyWay If Coach would have put me in, we'd a won State

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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunetely, Chuck has never cried.

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