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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Cowboy Brian, Oct 19, 2013.

  1. Cowboy Brian

    Cowboy Brian 3.141529 Zone Supporter

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    Everyone has one, what is yours?

    Mine "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." - Albert Einstein
     
  2. Section444

    Section444 Well-Known Member

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    "Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it." ~Luke Salisbury
     
  3. dexternjack

    dexternjack World Traveler

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    Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
    —John Wilmot

    When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
    —Norm Crosby

    If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
    —Scott Adams

    “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
    - Phyllis Diller
     
  4. jobberone

    jobberone Kane Ala Staff Member

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    The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.-J B S Haldane
     
  5. Jammer

    Jammer Retired Air Force Guy

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    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

    Frederic Bastiat
     
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  6. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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  7. jobberone

    jobberone Kane Ala Staff Member

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    That's much too deep for that little brain on the X-ray in your avatar Jammer. You must be using the Force. :D
     
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  8. Vtwin

    Vtwin Power and Performance

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    "How 'bout them Cowboys" Jimmy Johnson.
     
  9. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Since someone took mine I'll go with....

    "Go ahead, make my day!"
     
  10. chip_gilkey

    chip_gilkey Well-Known Member

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    "You know, if I could lock that down I'd be OK with getting the herp."- My old roommate
     
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  11. Rackat

    Rackat Active Member

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    "I'm not telling you it is going to be easy, I am telling you it is going to be worth it."
     
  12. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    "Goose ya big stud...take me to bed or lose me forever"
     
  13. trickblue

    trickblue Not Old School...Old Testament...

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    When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government

    - Thomas Jefferson
     
  14. AmarilloCowboyFan

    AmarilloCowboyFan Well-Known Member

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    I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.

    Gilda Radner
     
  15. Denim Chicken

    Denim Chicken Well-Known Member

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    For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

    --Jesus
     
  16. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    From the Motion Picture Operation Petticoat - "When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game."

    LCDR Matt Sherman - Carey Grant

    and

    On RB Earl Campbell's inability to finish a 1-mile run "When it's 1st and a mile, I won't give it to him."

    The Late Great Bum Phillips
     
  17. JIMMYBUFFETT

    JIMMYBUFFETT Skinwalker

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    Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way through.

    Edward Abbey
     
  18. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    Also like:

    "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

    Winston Churchill
     
  19. REDVOLUTION

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    "Which thing? .... The first thing or the second ting"
     
  20. buddieluver

    buddieluver New Member

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    dad gave me this 5th birthday he said child hood is over the moment you know your gonna die
     

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