Zeke can't go anywhere!

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  1. ka0tik

    ka0tik Cowboy for Life

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    Pretty much. I mean hes got 4 months of nothing. Just him and his money. 21 years old. Women calling to party. Man... zeke is getting it in big time lol
  2. Manwiththeplan

    Manwiththeplan Well-Known Member

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    Well, the name Ron Mexico is taken, so I doubt he will fool many
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  3. Floaty

    Floaty The Labeled One

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    But he could be in the weight room. When he shows up w/ a beer gut...don't be shocked. @ this rate...he's gonna have a shorter career than Gregory.:rolleyes:
  4. plasticman

    plasticman Well-Known Member

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    Breaking News!!!

    Ezekiel Elliot steps on crack.....Will it break mother's back?

    Beleaguered Cowboy runningback Ezekiel Elliot is at it again with his controversial and inconsiderate behavior....
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  5. Toruk_Makto

    Toruk_Makto Well-Known Member

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    Dak training...
  6. BlueStar22

    BlueStar22 Well-Known Member

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    How much did you need to at 21 years old? He's rich and has nothing but downtime for another month.
  7. Silver N Blue

    Silver N Blue Well-Known Member

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    He is still bitter the team didn't use him on 3 and 2 against GB...kid has to let off some steam...not sure a pontoon boat should be considered a yacht...
  8. phildadon86

    phildadon86 Well-Known Member

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    Wow, Zeke is one of the smartest guys on the team. So yeah, just stop
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  9. Hook'em#11

    Hook'em#11 Well-Known Member

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    I take it , it has been a while since you saw 21 years old. lol..

    Seriously though. Zeke needs to reign it in.
  10. SDCowboy85

    SDCowboy85 Well-Known Member

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    Honestly, none. I wasn't a big party guy. I've always more of a chill and veg out with a few beers guy. I don't expect that to be him or anyone else, though. If he wants to party regularly, he can do it. That doesn't mean I can't find it to possibly be a concern, though.
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    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL..... quoting scripture is funny coming form you CCF.

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  12. cowboys5xsbs

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    So he is our Gronk. Hopefully without the injuries.
  13. Bullflop

    Bullflop Well-Known Member

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    Many athletes like to party but those smart enough not to attract negative attention get to avoid the unfortunate media reports that follow. It's a shame that Zeke isn't blessed with the insight to exert more discipline into his ways. Let's hope he manages to mature beyond his goofiness.
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    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    It's true. I mean, the league knows that all of these guys party and do their thing. It's an open secret and honestly, the Commissioner looks the other way. It's when you make him focus on it that you have problems. It's when you make yourself a story that he gets involved IMO. This is all Zeke's fault IMO. The league and the Commissioner would rather just drive on but he just won't do that. He won't be smart about it apparently.

    It's really a shame but honestly, everybody has to realize that this is all his own doing. People don't camp outside my widow. Now, some will say that it's because I don't "tote the rock" so to speak but that's not really it IMO. Lets say I did play, they still wouldn't because it's a matter of making yourself a story. I am not that guy and there are many players who are also not that guy. The media doesn't camp on them. The media wants a story and they are not going to waste their time following a player who is not going to give them anything. They are going to spend their time with somebody who is likely to give them a story. That guy is Zeke, right now and he is doing it to himself unfortunately.
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  15. jazzcat22

    jazzcat22 Well-Known Member

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  16. gmoney112

    gmoney112 Well-Known Member

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    So it's his fault for TMZ breaking news because some Coast Guard guys wanted to hang out with his boat party for a bit.

    No, it's opinions like this and the peanut gallery who will click on ridiculous stories because it's Zeke, read them, and then write about them. It's basically the male equivalent of 16 year olds and the Laguna Beach show.

    Until grown men can stop acting like 14 year old high school girls about Ezekiel Elliott, it won't stop.
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  17. jazzcat22

    jazzcat22 Well-Known Member

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    I am so glad many of our fans are so perfect and seems to have never been 21 years old and have never partied.
    They are so perfect, they need to whine about every little thing. Yes, some one will repley and say, it's that they all add up to bigger things....the thing is, if not for poeple out there looking to post when he farts, we would never here about this.

    It now has become a witch hunt by the masses to take a photo of him having a beer. Or is at a party.
    I would bet 80% of the 21 to 25 year old players are doing the same thing...it's just Zeke and the Cowboys keep showing why they are America's Team (queue the moniker haters rants).
  18. gmoney112

    gmoney112 Well-Known Member

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    Haha. I've noticed a strong resemblance of the ones that like to say "journalism is dead now", "everything is clickbait", and they're the VAST MAJORITY of users consuming the product.

    And if you're a full grown man feeling to need to reply about Ezekiel Elliott with some kind of judgment on this nothingburger, feel free to give me your address and i'll be happy to send you a year's supply of Tampons. Maximum Flow.
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    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL..... No, he is faultless and you guys should go ahead and start building statues for him. Come on man.....
  20. kevm3

    kevm3 Well-Known Member

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    Zeke isn't dumb, but I don't think he's fully aware of how much of a microscope he is under. You've seen it with the Marijuana dispensary visit and now with him flipping up the girl's shirt. He's going to have to learn very fast to tone it down because he's skirting the edge and the league can't wait to suspend him.

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