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Zogby Poll: John Zogby Coolest Dude In America

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  1. Heisenberg

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    Zogby Poll: John Zogby Coolest Dude In America

    October 22, 2008 | Issue 44•43

    WASHINGTON—In a poll taken by Zogby International, 100 percent of respondents agreed that American pollster John Zogby is the coolest dude in the United States of America, including Puerto Rico, Guam, and all of the other U.S. territories. The poll results were posted on Zogby.com all day Thursday and revealed that, of the 300 million citizens surveyed, John Zogby not only had the coolest friends, but was also easily the coolest guy in both high school and college. In addition, when Americans were asked who would be the one person they would most like to "hang" with if given the opportunity, every one of them responded with "John Zogby." The poll, a Zogby representative said, has a zero percent margin of error and is potentially one of the most awesome polls ever conducted.
  2. Wheat

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    hahahaha
  3. silverbear

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    I smell an outlier...

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