Bumped Into a Giants Fan Today

[USMarineVet]

while standing in line (socially distanced, of course) to go shopping with the Mrs. We stand in line here just to enter the store. He was wearing the typical Giants shirt and hat that I see so regularly here in Jersey. He didn't pay me any mind. I didn't pay him much either. But as time went by and we started pacing back and forth, muttering under our breath as the line slowly progressed, I said to him... I'm a Cowboys fan. How do you feel about having the clapping carrot? He kind of looked at me sideways, thought, and said, We'll give you a 3rd and a 5th to take him back.

That was it. I almost died right there. We laughed and laughed.

A lot of blah blah for the rest of the conversation till we eventually got to the front, but, as he was going inside, and we were still waiting one spot behind him, he turned around and said, "How about a 2nd and a 6th?"

True story. Made my day.

 

[JBond]

Lol!

 

[Red Dragon]

This is before Garrett has even called a single offensive play for the Giants.

 

[waldoputty]

while standing in line (socially distanced, of course) to go shopping with the Mrs. We stand in line here just to enter the store. He was wearing the typical Giants shirt and hat that I see so regularly here in Jersey. He didn't pay me any mind. I didn't pay him much either. But as time went by and we started pacing back and forth, muttering under our breath as the line slowly progressed, I said to him... I'm a Cowboys fan. How do you feel about having the clapping carrot? He kind of looked at me sideways, thought, and said, We'll give you a 3rd and a 5th to take him back.

That was it. I almost died right there. We laughed and laughed.

A lot of blah blah for the rest of the conversation till we eventually got to the front, but, as he was going inside, and we were still waiting one spot behind him, he turned around and said, "How about a 2nd and a 6th?"

True story. Made my day.

garrett sucks
@Ranching

 

[USMarineVet]

This is before Garrett has even called a single offensive play for the Giants.

Correct. Do you have some kind of epiphany that he's going to lead the Giants to the promised land?

 

[Red Dragon]

Correct. Do you have some kind of epiphany that he's going to lead the Giants to the promised land?

My point is, they'e already regretting hiring him before he's even called any plays. Shows how incompetent Garrett is.

 

[Clove]

hahaha, nice story. Garrett should be okay, he had 10 years of training.

 

[USMarineVet]

My point is, they'e already regretting hiring him before he's even called any plays. Shows how incompetent Garrett is.

Oh. I misunderstood you. Apologies. I'm glad we're both on board.

 

[jnday]

Correct. Do you have some kind of epiphany that he's going to lead the Giants to the promised land?

Garrett will do well with the Giants. There has not been a great coaching job done in Dallas since Jimmy left. The reason, Jerry Jones.

 

[Risen Star]

I rolled up on someone in a Commanders uniform the other day totally ready to throw down but his parents ended up breaking it up.

 

[USMarineVet]

Garrett will do well with the Giants. There has not been a great coaching job done in Dallas since Jimmy left. The reason, Jerry Jones.

With respect, Garrett's not going to do well anywhere unless he changes his mindset and learns how to adapt to and counterattack the game. He's a three trick pony in a league that has twenty.

 

[USMarineVet]

I rolled up on someone in a Commanders uniform the other day totally ready to throw down but his parents ended up breaking it up.

That sucks man. I'd have been totally ready to throw down with you and dress his wounds. I would have even given him a "I Received Blood Today" sticker.

 

[408Cowboy]

I rolled up on someone in a Commanders uniform the other day totally ready to throw down but his parents ended up breaking it up.

You don't want to catch that felony anyway.

 

[Shunpike]

As a Giants fan I believe Garrett will be a great help for Daniel Jones and develop him. Call me delusional but I have hope.

 

[USMarineVet]

As a Giants fan I believe Garrett will be a great help for Daniel Jones and develop him. Call me delusional but I have hope.

Hope is a good thing, my man.

 

[408Cowboy]

As a Giants fan I believe Garrett will be a great help for Daniel Jones and develop him. Call me delusional but I have hope.

Garrett and develop don't even go together

 

[Techsass]

As a Giants fan I believe Garrett will be a great help for Daniel Jones and develop him. Call me delusional but I have hope.

Garrett is great for practice. Gameday, on the spot decisions aren't his strong point.

Who's your QB coach?

 

[Shunpike]

Garrett is great for practice. Gameday, on the spot decisions aren't his strong point.

Who's your QB coach?

Jerry Schuplinski.

Came with Joe Judge from the Pats.

 

[CCBoy]

Garrett will do well with the Giants. There has not been a great coaching job done in Dallas since Jimmy left. The reason, Jerry Jones.

The Giants suck...so, the same to Garrett. No way to paint it otherwise...and Jerry has nothing to do with that.

Don't give Jerry credit for a coaching change, free agency, and draft?

 

[Techsass]

Jerry Schuplinski.

Came with Joe Judge from the Pats.

Did he help Brady any?