Just for fun -- which CZ member would you appoint Cowboys GM?

cowboyec

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i'd vote for the undertaker as gm in a heartbeat.
he could tombstone stephen every time he suggested NOT drafting a safety.
 

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Shortly after he makes the Colts an offer for Wentz that they couldn't refuse (or the Cowboys could recover from).

This is coming from the guy who wants to package picks to move up for a cornerback.

Claims to be King in the North but he's been exiled to Arizona.

I walk the streets with my people and they dance for my amusement.
 

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Well I feel like I should give some kind of acceptance speech at this point.

I just got off the phone with Robert. He has graciously conceded. Besides a thank you for this overwhelming show of support let me make one thing perfectly clear to those that voted for me in this landslide victory. I hear your voice. If I can't get Wentz, I will get Darnold. You have my word.
 

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I’d have to look through posts and find someone who isn’t biased. For instance, there are people in here who act like Dak needs to be signed at any cost, and people who act like he personally killed their grandmother. These “white and black”, “yes and no” standpoints don’t win in a league this flexible.

In all honesty, I’d have to appoint myself, then hire the best scouts, coaches and CAP experts money can buy. Jerry would need to open up the checkbook.
 

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One look at a current contract about to expire and one meeting with an agent offering something that sounds good, and I think we’d all realize this was a mistake. The verbiage in a contract would make my head explode.
 

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I’d have to look through posts and find someone who isn’t biased. For instance, there are people in here who act like Dak needs to be signed at any cost, and people who act like he personally killed their grandmother. These “white and black”, “yes and no” standpoints don’t win in a league this flexible.

In all honesty, I’d have to appoint myself, then hire the best scouts, coaches and CAP experts money can buy. Jerry would need to open up the checkbook.

He's either worth the contract or he's not. He's not on a rookie deal anymore. A decision must be made. I'd like to be the guy to make that decision.

I would appreciate your vote.
 

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I’d have to look through posts and find someone who isn’t biased. For instance, there are people in here who act like Dak needs to be signed at any cost, and people who act like he personally killed their grandmother. These “white and black”, “yes and no” standpoints don’t win in a league this flexible.

In all honesty, I’d have to appoint myself, then hire the best scouts, coaches and CAP experts money can buy. Jerry would need to open up the checkbook.

Sign me up! I’m Mr In the Middle! Though my wife may not like that name
 

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One look at a current contract about to expire and one meeting with an agent offering something that sounds good, and I think we’d all realize this was a mistake. The verbiage in a contract would make my head explode.

That's what your cap man is for, Charles.

I'd fire Stephen and hire Mrs. McCarthy to handle our cap since she does the grocery shopping for the family so she's used to big numbers.
 

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That's what your cap man is for, Charles.

I'd fire Stephen and hire Mrs. McCarthy to handle our cap since she does the grocery shopping for the family so she's used to big numbers.
I’m sure she’s used to manipulating the numbers too. I can’t imagine the mental math she goes through every time he goes on Weight Watchers.
 

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I'd give Zeke an extension and every other week off! Lol
Every other week?! He’s already been taking entire seasons off, he would probably throw a temper tantrum if you actually made him work. Hopefully he would fly to Cabo with his ridiculously overpriced guaranteed money and never step foot in the state of Texas again.
 
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