If you owned the team, what would you do?

[My3Sons]

Fire MM
Let KM take another job.
Make Dan Quinn the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
Find out who really wants to win as a Cowboy by:
Pull in DLaw and Coop and tell them their new salary for the next 3 years is 10 million or you will cut. Each contract will have 2 Million in incentives any year the DC win the SB
Cut Jarwin
Do not resign Connor Williams. He is a walking penalty.
Offer Gregory a 3 year 21 Million deal with a 2 million dollar incentive any year the DC win the SB
Kick L Collins inside to G. Steele is the new starting RT
Offer Schultz 5 year 45 million.
Offer LVE 4 year 20 million with same SB incentive
Restructure deals as necessary to make the above work.
Sign Gallup if Coop is cut
Pull Zeke in for a talk. You can restructure now at a lower salary and be a Cowboy for life or 2022 will be your last year.
Pull Dak in and tell him the door is always open to hear about OL or WR he likes in FA. Of course any of his ideas would come with him kicking in some of his salary. You know, him being a team guy and all.

Draft

First 5 rounds need to be 2 OL, 2DL, 1 LB
7th rd needs to be the best kicker coming out of college


Fix the freakin light shining o the field. So dumb this was not addressed already

Make the preseason games fun with drink specials to get interest in attendance. Season Ticket holder relief

I am sure there is more, but I have to go.

So, its your team, what would you do?

 

[SultanOfSix]

Draft a QB in the first round.

 

[JoeKing]

The first thing I'd do is put Jimmy Johnson in the RoH. We can wait to celebrate it once the next season starts but his name is going up in the stadium immediately.

 

[cowboyec]

trade for qb russell wilson.
draft an up-grade at og and s.

 

[charron]

Walk into McClays office and say you are 100% in charge. Full authority to hire, fire whomever you want and I will hold you accountable for their failings as much as tout you for their success. I expect to see progress starting now. There are no excuses, its all on you.

 

[75boyz]

Fire Fatty.

Appoint a GM after a wide net is cast of interviews to all the most qualified candidates from the most successfully stable front office teams.

Have GM select his HC with a shared team vision of type player and offensive and defensive coordinators whose philosophies mesh/make sense in building the team core foundation.

Supply the GM with whatever remaining resources he may request/require in order to perform his duties.

Allow this clearly defined chain of command to do their jobs with annual year end conversations set on a 3 to 5 year expectation tier plan of progress.

Ya know, kinda like the other guys...

' Cuz this same approach don't seem to be working, lol.

 

[dcstar]

Have one heck of a par-tay.

Then ask for a refund from the under achievers and promptly give big azz bonuses to Messrs Wilson (C), Steele, Odighizuwa, and Pollard.

On top of the bonus...cut some guys and resign/extend the previous named gentlemen as appropriate/allowed under the CBA.

O yeah...locate and then sip on the top shelf JW Blue Messrs Jones keeps in the drawers throughout the complex.

Go Cowboys!

 

[Risen Star]

Immediately fire Stephen on a live stream.

 

[BleedinBlue]

sell it to jerry jones

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

Immediately fire Stephen on a live stream.

Also live stream his security led escort from the facility. Make sure he's carrying a cardboard box with his personal items and a red stapler.

 

[foofighters]

1. Hire a real GM
2. Shut up
3. Get out of the way
4. Profit even more...

 

[plymkr]

I'd hire someone smarter than me that knows the NFL to run it.

 

[dckid]

Fire MM
Let KM take another job.
Make Dan Quinn the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
Find out who really wants to win as a Cowboy by:
Pull in DLaw and Coop and tell them their new salary for the next 3 years is 10 million or you will cut. Each contract will have 2 Million in incentives any year the DC win the SB
Cut Jarwin
Do not resign Connor Williams. He is a walking penalty.
Offer Gregory a 3 year 21 Million deal with a 2 million dollar incentive any year the DC win the SB
Kick L Collins inside to G. Steele is the new starting RT
Offer Schultz 5 year 45 million.
Offer LVE 4 year 20 million with same SB incentive
Restructure deals as necessary to make the above work.
Sign Gallup if Coop is cut
Pull Zeke in for a talk. You can restructure now at a lower salary and be a Cowboy for life or 2022 will be your last year.
Pull Dak in and tell him the door is always open to hear about OL or WR he likes in FA. Of course any of his ideas would come with him kicking in some of his salary. You know, him being a team guy and all.

Draft

First 5 rounds need to be 2 OL, 2DL, 1 LB
7th rd needs to be the best kicker coming out of college


Fix the freakin light shining o the field. So dumb this was not addressed already

Make the preseason games fun with drink specials to get interest in attendance. Season Ticket holder relief

I am sure there is more, but I have to go.

So, its your team, what would you do?

This is amazing. Comedy gold. I wish Fox would run this. I wish there was a podcast and or youtube show that would do this.

Remember when Manning roasted Kevin Durant at the Espys, we need that level of person roasting Jerry Jones, to get the plastic faced clown to move.

 

[Longboysfan]

Fire MM - Yes
Let KM take another job. - Yes
Make Dan Quinn the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys. - Yes
Find out who really wants to win as a Cowboy by:
Pull in DLaw and Coop and tell them their new salary for the next 3 years is 10 million or you will cut. Each contract will have 2 Million in incentives any year the DC win the SB - Yes - but lower than the 10 million.
Cut Jarwin - No offer base with incentives playing time contract.
Do not resign Connor Williams. He is a walking penalty. Yes.. Yes..
Offer Gregory a 3 year 21 Million deal with a 2 million dollar incentive any year the DC win the SB - Yes.
Kick L Collins inside to G. Steele is the new starting RT - Yes.
Offer Schultz 5 year 45 million. No. Not that high. 4 years 30 million plus 1 million in incentives.
Offer LVE 4 year 20 million with same SB incentive. No Cut him.
Restructure deals as necessary to make the above work.
Sign Gallup if Coop is cut - Maybe.
Pull Zeke in for a talk. You can restructure now at a lower salary and be a Cowboy for life or 2022 will be your last year. Yes. Way lower but offer some incentives to bring it back up.
Pull Dak in and tell him the door is always open to hear about OL or WR he likes in FA. Of course any of his ideas would come with him kicking in some of his salary. You know, him being a team guy and all.

Draft

First 5 rounds need to be 2 OL, 2DL, 1 LB - Close 2OL / 1 DL / 1 LB / 1WR
7th rd needs to be the best kicker coming out of college - Yes


Fix the freakin light shining o the field. So dumb this was not addressed already. Gad yes. visiting teams only see it once we see it 5 or 6 times.

Make the preseason games fun with drink specials to get interest in attendance. Season Ticket holder relief
Also gear specials, bumper stickers / Pictures with cheerleaders...

 

[SackMaster]

Sell the team.

If the new owners win a Super Bowl, I'm the owner who got out of the way for the betterment of the team.
If the new owners can't win a Super Bowl, then I'm not the only "idiot" that has owned the team.

The only Win / Win possibility out there.

No point wasting my life trying to please the ungrateful.

JMHO

 

[ChronicCowboy]

Fire MM

Explore possible Dak trade

Hire Doug Pederson and give Quinn a raise to stay

 

[ShortRound]

I'd hire someone smarter than me that knows the NFL to run it.

I'd chill on my yacht.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

I’d fire myself as GM and make Will McClay GM.

 

[J12B]

Fire MM
Let KM take another job.
Make Dan Quinn the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
Find out who really wants to win as a Cowboy by:
Pull in DLaw and Coop and tell them their new salary for the next 3 years is 10 million or you will cut. Each contract will have 2 Million in incentives any year the DC win the SB
Cut Jarwin
Do not resign Connor Williams. He is a walking penalty.
Offer Gregory a 3 year 21 Million deal with a 2 million dollar incentive any year the DC win the SB
Kick L Collins inside to G. Steele is the new starting RT
Offer Schultz 5 year 45 million.
Offer LVE 4 year 20 million with same SB incentive
Restructure deals as necessary to make the above work.
Sign Gallup if Coop is cut
Pull Zeke in for a talk. You can restructure now at a lower salary and be a Cowboy for life or 2022 will be your last year.
Pull Dak in and tell him the door is always open to hear about OL or WR he likes in FA. Of course any of his ideas would come with him kicking in some of his salary. You know, him being a team guy and all.

Draft

First 5 rounds need to be 2 OL, 2DL, 1 LB
7th rd needs to be the best kicker coming out of college


Fix the freakin light shining o the field. So dumb this was not addressed already

Make the preseason games fun with drink specials to get interest in attendance. Season Ticket holder relief

I am sure there is more, but I have to go.

So, its your team, what would you do?

This should've happened after the 1st season in that stadium.

Jerry Jones is a moron

 

[CowboyFrog]

Walk into McClays office and say you are 100% in charge. Full authority to hire, fire whomever you want and I will hold you accountable for their failings as much as tout you for their success. I expect to see progress starting now. There are no excuses, its all on you.

Only right answer right here...but also the least likley to happen.