News: Dante Fowler ordered to pay $280,000 for 2017 battery

[xwalker]

Was it AA or AAA? I get a huge pack of them at Costco for $15 so this sounds like egregious price gouging.

I paid over $300 for a automobile battery because one of our Diesels was always sluggish starting.
- It was an Optima battery and literally weighed twice as much as the previous battery.

It turned out that the problem was actually the starter...

 

[maryquality]

You guys are cracking me up with this thread.

 

[conner01]

2017? And now?

Civil cases take a long time
For 280k I’d let him punch me lol

 

[zrinkill]

Well this explains Jerry's interest.

 

[Redsfan_83]

I have never spent a day in jail, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night....in all honesty it was 5 years ago, let's hope he has changed

 

[75boyz]

Well this explains Jerry's interest.

I was thinking along the same lines. I mean it wouldn't be a Cowboy offseason if at least one d-linemen didn't have some kinda off field incident.

Status quo.

 

[CouchCoach]

2017? A time-released Cowboy.

 

[Runwildboys]

Some of you seem to think a 55 year old man is frail.

 

[Ring Leader]

It was later discovered that the 55 year old ultimately injured his rotator cuff while wresting an alligator during a strategically flawed aquatic Tequila bottle recovery attempt. He would have seen the waterborne beast had his eyeglasses not been previously curb stomped by the liquor launching aggressor.

 

[mattjames2010]

Just how we like them! Great culture built here in big D. Him and Zeke should go to some parties together.

 

[glimmerman]

Maybe JJ will pay it for him. Surprised Elliot wasn’t suspended..

 

[CT Dal Fan]

Goodell is on it. Six game suspension for Fowler, ten for Zeke. Because he has to be involved somehow.

 

[21Savage]

I wonder what this does to his guarantees......

Thought I'd give you kudos. This was as funny as the excellent first joke in the thread.

 

[FTWayne]

so he and bell can go out now and beat some ho's. "Dallas Cowboys can't beat our team, but they'll beat the crap out of your cheerleaders."

 

[atlantacowboy]

Gotta fill those Greg hardy shoes with an RKG. Its been boring around here with no criminals. The best we have done in a while is some perv snapping pics of cheerleaders. Even our criminals have been going soft.

 

[blueblood70]

2017? And now?

court systems and settlements drag on for ling time in many cases..

 

[cald0d30s0]

Damn there goes all his year salary.

 

[Hadenough]

Perfect fit! Just get him to channel that energy during the game.

 

[Hoofbite]

I wonder what this does to his guarantees......

Hard to imagine it would do anything. Would anyone expect either side not to know about this while negotiating? I didn't know about it but I don't really following the league that much anymore.

 

[Corso]

come on guys, he's a football player and it wasn't his fault. the old guy probably said he sucked and that's just enough to justify punching him and stomping the old fart glasses. football hero's for life.
I've seen noob's in here wanting to fight over somebody saying dak sucks. lmao. you can't make this crap up.

It's silly how personal peeps take things that they have nothing to do with.
At least you try to inject humor into your pain.
Which is the basis of comedy.