Twitter: Cowboys to host "Major business announcement press conference" Wednesday

[GimmeTheBall!]

Dak will be traded for a 7th rd pick and a tray of oreos.

You reach too high, lad.

 

[Havic]

JJ is stepping down from recent allegations and Stephen will be 100% in control.

 

[SiCk_DiAbLo]

bringing back the starter jacket.

I still got mine...

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Well, I'm using my actual furry name now that I have a fursuit.

A fine hirsuted equine you are. You realize, don't you, that such a costume carries a huge responsibility?

 

[FiveSuperBowls]

A new Cowboy Forum monitored by the Jones administration.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Jerry is going to cover the stadium with a giant diaper

It depends.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

A new Cowboy Forum monitored by the Jones administration.

We. Are. On. It.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

A fine hirsuted equine you are. You realize, don't you, that such a costume carries a huge responsibility?

Oh I know, I've been in the furry fandom for a long time.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

They are moving to the USFL so they can get to a championship game.

Bastid! I snotted tea out me nostrils seeing tha!

 

[Carson]

The Jones buying Chelsea Football Club
or
Jerry is selling the team or naming Jimmy or Troy as co owners

As a Chelsea fan … please god no!

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

He's selling the team to someone competent.

Can only Pray this happens but this team is like Monopoly money they are not selling.

 

[Buzzbait]

So, Jason Garrett then?

Oh YIKES!

 

[Corso]

Well, post-incarceration tastes in food change. In me mind enchlades and tamales are brothers. It did not help that the street vendor had only paper bags. Man, where me trousers wet with sauce. The reliably angry @Ranching made me run laps. It was fun ...

You have no idea, while riding out the down-low in the Dove in south east Austin how many on-the-fly prison recipes were explained to me upon making a cup of Instant Ramen into something amazing and you were just like:
Now I'm scared. How long were you in? How do you know all this stuff?
This is great! And all I need is a lightbulb?
Here's my bar of soap. Don't drop it!

 

[Cowfan75]

AT&T will now be Whatastadium.

 

[Bobhaze]

I’m almost certain it’s some kind of new adverting partnership. A list of new advertising suckers who want to tap into the Cowboys fan market.

Jerry loves announcements. It makes him feel relevant and important. It’s also a way to remind the peons of his kingdom that the way he has set up this operation makes him completely bulletproof against any kind of fan rebellion. His announcements like this are a combination of bragging and a double bird to the fan base who criticizes him.

 

[kiheikiwi]

Definitely can't ask the City of Arlington to help fund tearing down AT&T and rebuilding it in the direction to mitigate the sun's glare.
OR - will Jones propose that - and if the city council objects - he builds a new stadium adjacent to the HQ in Frisco.

So if you believe that, do you think we are a better team now than we were last year ?
Alot of teams have added to their roster from the end of year, we have subtracted.
And don't give me the old, we get better thru the draft. So does every other team.
So in the NFL arms race, we are behind ...

 

[kiheikiwi]

So if you believe that, do you think we are a better team now than we were last year ?
Alot of teams have added to their roster from the end of year, we have subtracted.
And don't give me the old, we get better thru the draft. So does every other team.
So in the NFL arms race, we are behind ...

Opps, sorry bro @ Motorola. This was meant to be a reply to America's Cowboy - who posted above you.
My bad ...

 

[star-ving]

Bringing the newfound chitlin onboard the Cirque du Jerral???

 

[zrinkill]

Making all his abandoned children the new hot dog vendors.

 

[plasticman]

They are selling the team to Elon Musk! We're saved!!!!

......or not........