Twitter: Certified Dogs on Cowboy roster

Corso

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No one else would do it so our punter had to do it. He had to do double duty punt and make tackles.
And he did it. The majority of punters would just jog aimlessly.
 

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So you must have missed Zeke laying out linebackers then I guess. Lol.
Zeke runs directly towards the linebacker then gets tackled. Yaaaah, let's throw him a parade.

At the start of every year Zeke is a thumper. As the season goes on....he's not. And that's just not last year. That pattern has been there awhile. That's why I say Dallas needs bigger skill position players. Relying on one guy to wear down the defense is stupid to me. Because as the season goes on that one guy is going to wear himself down.



Remember that Marshawn Lynch run against the Saints in the playoffs...that's not Zeke. Marion the barbarian was a dog...that's not Zeke.
 

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that is my list of the dog on his roster and zack is not even really a dog he just really good

most are just a diva like dlaw or crappy like zeke
 

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Zeke runs directly towards the linebacker then gets tackled. Yaaaah, let's throw him a parade.

At the start of every year Zeke is a thumper. As the season goes on....he's not. And that's just not last year. That pattern has been there awhile. That's why I say Dallas needs bigger skill position players. Relying on one guy to wear down the defense is stupid to me. Because as the season goes on that one guy is going to wear himself down.



Remember that Marshawn Lynch run against the Saints in the playoffs...that's not Zeke. Marion the barbarian was a dog...that's not Zeke.
I was talking about his pass protection.
 

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Don’t forget Jerry and Stephen. They’re honorary dogs.
 

Corso

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They do have some mean dogs.
I will say that they are negligent dog owners and that saddens me.
If you can't maintain a dog, you shouldn't have one, much less multiple.

Like a celebrity adopting children from across the world and not taking care of them.


I will not go on record saying Dak and Zeke are responsible people because they are not responsible to their dogs.
And I don't care they're responsibilities. Everything can get taken care of with proper attention.
 

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Gosh, some of you guys are pretty disrespectful of Zeke. He may not garner the yards like the old Zeke, but he still ran for over 1,000 yards last year and lays out rushers almost every week. Give the guy a break
 

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Gosh, some of you guys are pretty disrespectful of Zeke. He may not garner the yards like the old Zeke, but he still ran for over 1,000 yards last year and lays out rushers almost every week. Give the guy a break
Good point.
Dude blocks with reckless abandon to protect his QB.

Nobody here will care though.
We're a shallow fanbase.
 

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Starts with the HC.

You need the team to be the dog, not the individual. That’s the problem here. And this list is questionable to begin with.

1 Micah Parsons. Before he was drafted, the mentality he brings didn’t exist.
 

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Starts with the HC.
Starts with the Owner/GM that talks to his players and the media too damn much.
His open door policy needs to be tossed out that door.
He and his idiot son having to be involved in team meetings needs to end right the F now.

No coach will have control here.

We're damned doomed and if I cared a ton... I'd walk.
Too much stress otherwise.
 
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