CFZ Want Some Humor? Watch a typical Game Day Thread

[Bobhaze]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in to a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

 

[G2]

I avoid that cancer.

 

[Bobhaze]

I avoid that cancer.

It’s harmless fun.

 

[jazzcat22]

Bob, is this your version of ..trolling the nation...our own ...trolling the CZ....

I love it. I think one of those comments may have been mine, maybe about the refs.
Nah, I know I commented about the refs a few times, but then said it was the right call. not sure if in the same post.

 

[Runwildboys]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

It's like our own in house Trolling the Nation.

 

[Runwildboys]

I avoid that cancer.

Sometimes I join in, but I find it distracting at times when I'm trying to watch the game. I end up missing plays, or just not paying close enough attention to remember plays.

 

[Ranching]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

Your best thread ever!!

 

[FaSho]

That was so accurate lol!

My favorite: "It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

 

[calico]

I avoid that cancer.

Same. Especially in this place.

 

[Streifenkarl]

Well, that's what these threads are for, right? I mean the very same thing is going on in our living rooms. Here it's just in writing.

So nothing to see here, that's what fandom is all about. We're just all in.

 

[Ken]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

Great thread...should make this a weekly feature and have poster's names next to the idiocy...lol Maybe it would make them think twice before posting....oh wait...that would mean they think.

 

[cnuball21]

The ole knee jerk roller coaster. Man some fans just need to chill out.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

That ain't humor that's torture. Torture, I say, torture.

 

[lopey]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

Cowboy fans are szcophrenic lol Bunch of Sybils

 

[glimmerman]

Yeah I come in with a disclaimer that pay no attention to my posts if I am wrong. And I am emotional on game day. The sky is falling if we don’t play the perfect game and win 45-0.

 

[Runwildboys]

Cowboy fans are szcophrenic lol Bunch of Sybils

All teams' fans are.

 

[xwalker]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

This would be funny if you used actual quotes instead of your own paraphrasing...

 

[conner01]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

I no longer go to game day threads
It’s just crazy
So much over reaction to a single play that it makes me wonder how many actually watch much football
They act like other teams score on every drive, no other player in the league gets beat on a play
It’s just looney tunes

 

[BigBlacKahuna]

I was the “Kellen Moore is an idiot” guy.
I’m not a fan of him getting cute with the football.
I agree though, the game day thread is hilarious!

 

[Runwildboys]

This would be funny if you used actual quotes instead of your own paraphrasing...

I'm sure those paraphrases have actually been used verbatim at one time or another.