The undisputed world champion of “UH” (humor alert)

[Bobhaze]

As I listened to Jerry’s press conference yesterday, I became distracted/impressed with his ability to use the word ”uh”. There’s no one that can master that two letter word better than JJ. In fact, I say Jerry Jones is the undisputed world champion of the word “uh”.

In the video clip link below, you can sample some amazing Jerry speak where he miraculously in machine gun fire fashion, rattles off more than 20 uhs in less than a minute! Sometimes he even says “uh” every 3 words! Here’s the clip (You have to scroll down a little to see the video):

http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2...meet-dez-soon-new-wrs-don’t-impact-his-status

All joking aside, it’s also very noticeable how much Jerry has aged. He looks very tired. Not a criticism. Just a very noticeable change for a guy who has always had lots of energy.

 

[Bobhaze]

Here’s another “world champion uh” press conference from 2014.


It’s very sad to me to see how much Jerry has aged in 4 years. Compare this video to the one in the op.

 

[Ranching]

Here’s another “world champion uh” press conference from 2014.


It’s very sad to me to see how much Jerry has aged in 4 years. Compare this video to the one in the op.

Let's play a drinking game!!! Take a shot every time Jerry says uh!!

 

[RodeoJake]

Let's play a drinking game!!! Take a shot every time Jerry says uh!!

Wish I could, hoss. Diabetes kinda dislikes extreme alcohol consumption.

 

[Ranching]

Wish I could, hoss. Diabetes kinda dislikes extreme alcohol consumption.

Just a sip for every uh! Salud!!

 

[408Cowboy]

Let's play a drinking game!!! Take a shot every time Jerry says uh!!

I don't want to die.

 

[RodeoJake]

Just a sip for every uh! Salud!!

Maybe a sip of Oklahoma beer

 

[3rd_n_inches]

Let's play a drinking game!!! Take a shot every time Jerry says uh!!

Puking by the 10 min mark. I wanna stop but Jerry reminds me of my great grandfa.....I gotta blow more chunks from my mouth and nose real quick

 

[Ranching]

Maybe a sip of Oklahoma beer

Lone Star for me!! Lol!!

 

[RodeoJake]

Lone Star for me!! Lol!!

I could nurse a Lone Star for a bit.

 

[TheSport78]

Here’s another “world champion uh” press conference from 2014.


It’s very sad to me to see how much Jerry has aged in 4 years. Compare this video to the one in the op.

Four additional years of Jason Garrett will do that to you.

 

[conner01]

He’s getting old
Hopefully it happens to all of us because the alternative is not much fun

 

[Bobhaze]

Man if you can listen to video in the link in the OP, I am in awe...I think he says 20 uhs in 30 seconds. We're talking major...uh...league...uh...stuff here!

 

[xwalker]

As I listened to Jerry’s press conference yesterday, I became distracted/impressed with his ability to use the word ”uh”. There’s no one that can master that two letter word better than JJ. In fact, I say Jerry Jones is the undisputed world champion of the word “uh”.

In the video clip link below, you can sample some amazing Jerry speak where he miraculously in machine gun fire fashion, rattles off more than 20 uhs in less than a minute! Sometimes he even says “uh” every 3 words! Here’s the clip (You have to scroll down a little to see the video):

http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2...meet-dez-soon-new-wrs-don’t-impact-his-status

All joking aside, it’s also very noticeable how much Jerry has aged. He looks very tired. Not a criticism. Just a very noticeable change for a guy who has always had lots of energy.

Have you ever heard Fake Jerry on the Ticket?

If not search the UnTicket.

 

[Bobhaze]

Have you ever heard Fake Jerry on the Ticket?

If not search the UnTicket.

I have. Gordon Keith is hilarious. I look forward to those Monday morning fake Jerry segments. Gordon nails the “uh”, lol.

 

[glimmerman]

He has always talked that way. Just let him talk and let someone else make the decisions. When we win the SB let him take credit.

 

[MileyDancer]

Listening to him speak just makes me more and more excited for his eventual death.