K David Akers Draft Pick Announcement

Who Did Philly K David Akers Most Remind You Of at the NFL Draft?

  • A Junior Accountant who always wanted to be a punk rocker

    Votes: 27 14.4%
  • Male High School Cheerleader who hasn't worked through his sexual orientation

    Votes: 120 63.8%
  • The "I'm Not Going to Pay A Lot for this Muffler" commercial

    Votes: 9 4.8%
  • Every Single NFL Kicker not named Dan Bailey

    Votes: 32 17.0%

  • Total voters
    188
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Face of a pathetic franchise guy from a team who must use a testosterone deprived kicker on stage because they have no true retired stud players like Bob Lilly.
They did but they're dead... (Reggie White and the other DT that died in the car wreck)
 
I just watched the clip. Oh my god that was bad. REALLY bad.

Damn, could you imagine if that was an ex-Cowboy being that cringeworthy?

This board would be absolutely tearing it apart for how pathetic/embarrassing that was.


Just wow. His voice and mannerisms and delivery was the perfect storm of cringe.
 
We all knew that they would try to get back at us after what Drew did. A few people called it right after they won the Superbowl.
 
I really have no problem with this. Dallas set the gold standard with the Original 88 last year. It won't be replicated, won't be repeated, but it's expected that it'll be imitated, poorly.

I loved seeing Bob Lilly just stand up there and exude pure class on his pick.
 
Gotta admit, that line about those draft picks not yet born when we won our last Super Bowl stings. It also pains me that their fans boo Roger better than ours, although I must concede that years of practice have honed their booing skill set.
It's weak dude. Stop.

Drew's kills this. If that is the best he/they can come up with then just don't do it. Drew went in with the 5 time Super Bowl Champs thing. That can't be duplicated and especially not with that weak ****. And to top it off he didn't even win a Super Bowl as an Eagle. Drew was part of a championship team as a Cowboy.
 
That’s part of what made it so funny. It would have annoyed me if it had been McNabb or or some others.
McNabb didn’t win get them a superbowl victory. Maybe Nick Foles can troll us in 20 years lol
 
They sent a kicker? You must know you have a **** of a franchise if you have to send a kicker to do your business. At first I thought it was Pee-Wee Herman.
 
Neither did Akers. I still thought he was funny though. The line about these draft picks not even being born the last time dallas was in the SB was pretty good.
I guess I mean I am not an Eagles fan so I wasn’t looking for a punch line I just wanted the bootleg Howie Long to hurry up so I could hear our pick.
 
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