Reason the Jones family vacations this specific week

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I disagree - I’m not saying we are super bowl bound but we can beat anyone when we are on.

We have a very young roster and it is filled with talent - plus these young guys are getting serious playing time that will help them down the road

Just my two cents

How long have you been saying that with nothing to show for it?

Any team in the NFL can (and does) beat any team, that's why they say 'any given sunday'

Young roster is not the goal
Competing on one Sunday is not the goal

The goal is to win a SB

At some point we gotta stop deluding ourselves
 

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S.Jones and the rest of Jerry's family convinced Jerry to vacation during the beginning of free agency to keep him out of team operations while Will McClay runs things and S.Jones stays in contact with McClay and agents via phone/email.

S.Jones has a device that blocks Jerry from receiving calls from agents or other teams while away from the office.

S.Jones has implemented similar strategies to block calls to Jerry during the draft and has a secret potion that he adds to Jerry's Johnnie Blue during the draft.

Unfortunately S.Jones could not block Jerry's phone during the entire Dez contract negotiations in 2015.

The result has been the best 5 year period of talent acquisition since Jimmy departed.

Do you have any sources for this, or did it come directly out of your rear end?
 

Melonfeud

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Do you have any sources for this, or did it come directly out of your rear end?
* well, ya know what I've heard there @CyberB0b? I've heard tell that ol' xwalker consumes damn ner' a whole flake of that there sweet clover hay a day ,per day and calls it a " dinner salad" ,,,er,,,and well,ya see , I can't figure on that OL' BOY having to wait around fer' that kinda' rearguard action to transpire, ya knows, as it's prolly durn ner' regular as the sound of that Sunday morning church bell,I'd reckon,,,o_O



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Reason the Jones family vacations this specific week

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S.Jones has implemented similar strategies to block calls to Jerry during the draft and has a secret potion that he adds to Jerry's Johnnie Blue during the draft.
I would not necessarily call an extra shot of a Johnnie Walker a secret potion.
 

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S.Jones and the rest of Jerry's family convinced Jerry to vacation during the beginning of free agency to keep him out of team operations while Will McClay runs things and S.Jones stays in contact with McClay and agents via phone/email.

S.Jones has a device that blocks Jerry from receiving calls from agents or other teams while away from the office.

S.Jones has implemented similar strategies to block calls to Jerry during the draft and has a secret potion that he adds to Jerry's Johnnie Blue during the draft.

Unfortunately S.Jones could not block Jerry's phone during the entire Dez contract negotiations in 2015.

The result has been the best 5 year period of talent acquisition since Jimmy departed.

So much talent that we have won exactly ZERO

That's awesome!!!
 

Alexander

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It just has to be coincidence that today was their most active day since FA began.

Could it be the yacht docked this weekend and people decided to go back to work?
 

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The theory is Jerry’s phone is blocked with a “device” so he doesn’t make a FA signing? Really, that’s the theory? A device?
Im with you....its probably more like the movie Inception...which really explains awhole helluva lot.
 

Melonfeud

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I would not necessarily call an extra shot of a Johnnie Walker a secret potion.

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Then ,I'd reckon
Yer' obviously just not as refined in them finer arts of wealth, taste& prophesied future proclamations ,,,as those that were foretold in the ancient scrolls of old & secreted away fer' untold centuries long gone & past fergotten ,those being of the sage insights proclaimed in prosed musical verse given unto the, as yet unborn future masses of maniacal footballish freaks of fandom B the once was & never gone prophet type of combined casing-liners frequently referred to in this present plane of reality as the Lynyrd of Skynyrd compilations,,, of which the chapter of That Smell clearly in versed stanza #3 states Just one more big slug,might do the trick,,, just pointing it all out to you,ya know,Bro!:thumbup:

o_O



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