Zeke Accumulating Mass

CalPolyTechnique · Apr 29, 2020

Discuss please.

JoeKing · Apr 29, 2020

What else is there to do these days? Stay home, get fat, read his playbook, count his money.

cern · Apr 29, 2020

Mass is a function of density, not size. He looks discernibly larger in the bottom photo. Perhaps it's just the lens?

Richmond Cowboy · Apr 29, 2020

Just like some women need to realize when they are past the bikini stage, Zeke needs to abandon the crop top.

HungryLion · Apr 29, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

Clearly newer camera technology adds 30 pounds.

cern · Apr 29, 2020

Richmond Cowboy said:
Just like some women need to realize when they are past the bikini stage, Zeke needs to abandon the crop top.

Gravity is also a function of mass.

CalPolyTechnique · Apr 29, 2020

cern said:
Gravity is also a function of mass.

Gravy also leads to mass.

ghst187 · Apr 29, 2020

So he’s pregnant now?

big dog cowboy · Apr 29, 2020

McCarthy better keep Zeke and his weight in check. I would love to see some longer runs for the money he's getting.

CalPolyTechnique · Apr 29, 2020

ghst187 said:
So he’s pregnant now?

I don’t have a preference for a boy or girl, I just hope the baby is healthy.

Jake · Apr 29, 2020

This guy won a national championship for my school, and led the Cowboys to 13-3 as a rookie.

He needs to forget about "mass" and get back to being that guy.

TheMarathonContinues · Apr 29, 2020

Jake said:
This guy won a national championship for my school, and led the Cowboys to 13-3 as a rookie.

He needs to forget about "mass" and get back to being that guy.

He's not going back to the shape he was in at 19 or 20 years old.

RandyOh · Apr 29, 2020

Move him to fullback and start Pollard

cern · Apr 29, 2020

rocyaice said:
He's not going back to the shape he was in at 19 or 20 years old.

By shape I assume you're talking more about form as opposed to physical conditioning.

Whyjerry · Apr 29, 2020

This is an immature meathead getting paid and caring less about football and more about chicken parmigiana.

Whyjerry · Apr 29, 2020

Btw it is well understood in my family that my death row final meal is chicken parmigiana.

KJJ · Apr 29, 2020

It started with Romo fat threads and the offseason tradition has continued with Zeke. Something would be missing here if we didn’t have an annual offseason fat thread.

chagus · Apr 29, 2020

KJJ said:
It started with Romo fat threads and the annual offseason tradition has continued with Zeke. Something would be missing here if we didn’t have an annual offseason fat thread.

this.

gmoney112 · Apr 29, 2020

Wow.

He's almost as fat as Romo.

EMMITTnROY · Apr 29, 2020

Obviously he’s not fat.

but I do think he should try to trim some of that body mass if possible. He’s still a beast. But I do think he was quicker and faster his first couple years.

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