Zeke Accumulating Mass

KJJ · Apr 29, 2020

This is the second Zeke fat thread I’ve seen in the past three weeks. The first thread didn’t even show a picture of him and the picture of him posted in this thread is from at previous season. It’s been a while since he’s had a haircut like that. If you’re going to complain about players weight at least post a recent picture.

buybuydandavis · Apr 29, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

Has Zeke picked out a name yet?

star-ving · Apr 29, 2020

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DanA · Apr 29, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

Nice bait and switch but I know your game.

That's Zeke in the first and Looney in the second

fivetwos · Apr 29, 2020

They will be Gurleying him in exactly 22 months no matter what he does.

This isnt helping but I'm not surprised. He's never been particularly concerned about the consequences of his actions.

ESisback · Apr 29, 2020

Every year, like death and taxes, Zeke’s fat.

Borrrr-innnngg!

ShortRound · Apr 29, 2020

The Nooch will be pleased

TheMarathonContinues · Apr 29, 2020

cern said:
By shape I assume you're talking more about form as opposed to physical conditioning.

Speed and form.

JoeKing · Apr 29, 2020

That second pic isn't Looney in the #21 jersey?

AbeBeta · Apr 29, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

You don't take 350 touches a year and excel in pass blocking at Zeke's college weight. That college guy would either be coming out every third play (and shut up if you wanna complain about Zeke coming out for literally a single play and a backup making a horrible mistake) or missing a ton of games to injury.

Darkhound · Apr 29, 2020

If those pics are true... it is a shame... and we have a garbage RB

dragon_mikal · Apr 29, 2020

Still doing these, eh?

JBell · Apr 30, 2020

Zeke getting fat threads in the off-season is a CZ tradition

CalPolyTechnique · Apr 30, 2020

buybuydandavis said:
Has Zeke picked out a name yet?

KJJ

BHendri5 · Apr 30, 2020

He’s no longer an 18-21 year old kid. He is now a fully grown man. That’s what I was telling people all last season he’s no longer that kid that was capable of taking it to the house on any given play, yet he can still break loose for 10, 15,20, maybe 30 yards. Plus he needed to bulk up to take the pounding he has received over his short career with the load of carries. Emmitt evolved the same way. Zeke is bigger than Emmitt.

CF74 · Apr 30, 2020

Beer, dude loves his brew in the offseason and father time is catching up. The older he gets the harder it will be to have a ripped physique...

Toruk_Makto · Apr 30, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

Discuss?

Well the guy in the top picture wanted to be rich.

The guy in the bottom picture is rich.

/end

kumizi · Apr 30, 2020

He needs to slim down now that we have another RB to share the load.

Toruk_Makto · Apr 30, 2020

rocyaice said:
He's not going back to the shape he was in at 19 or 20 years old.

When he was 21/22 he wasn't the size he was as a senior in college. You don't lose it that quickly just becuase you're maturing.

Also...well...how any top players before their 2nd contract went from the top pic to the bottom pic? Did they have special maturation phases?

Toruk_Makto · Apr 30, 2020

KJJ said:
It started with Romo fat threads and the offseason tradition has continued with Zeke. Something would be missing here if we didn’t have an annual offseason fat thread.

The difference?

Romo's production usually from previous year to new season despite those stupid threads got better.

Zeke hasn't been as good as he was his rookie year since. And...well..he's obviously gotten bigger. Do you actually want to debate that?

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