Zeke Accumulating Mass

CowboyRoy · Apr 30, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

This will go down as the single worst contract in Cowboys history. He will gone the moment the Cowboys can get out from under it.

Sydla · Apr 30, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
I don’t have a preference for a boy or girl, I just hope the baby is healthy.

I was hoping for a new RDE.

phildadon86 · Apr 30, 2020

ultron said:
My problem with Zeke stems from meeting him in Oxnard his rookie season and his attitude and work ethic. He is obviously immensely talented, but it always takes him 2 or 3 games every season to get going. Moreover, I’ve met thousands and thousands of people (I was a top 100 Honda salesman in the nation in my career) & I met Zeke in 2016 (I lived in Camarillo which is an extremely expensive area about 10 miles from Oxnard; where the Cowboys have training camp). I had the opportunity to meet quite a few Cowboys; including Zeke. This kid is the biggest DBag I’ve ever met in my life and I hate to say that because I’m a die hard Cowboys fan since I was a 5 year old kid. Luckily we drafted a very capable replacement last season (if he comes in out of shape and isn’t ready to go) & his contract is structured in such a way where we have an out in a couple years without having a large amount of dead money!

Do you care to elaborate? Or should we just take your word for it and all hate him now? Charles Haley wasn’t a nice person either. I don’t care if he’s a dbag if it means a Lombardi .

SteveTheCowboy · Apr 30, 2020

phildadon86 said:
Do you care to elaborate? Or should we just take your word for it and all hate him now?

I know right...imagine...a car salesman telling us who to like and who to not like. Sheesh.

Aviano90 · Apr 30, 2020

phildadon86 said:
He led the league in rushing his second year? If not for the suspension he would have had 3 straight rushing titles

Yes, I am aware. It has been repeated thousands of times. Apparently that makes people happy with his Randle-esque 4.06 ypc that year. If only he would have had 85 more carries at the same average, he would have edged Hunt out for the rushing title. As it stands, Hunt rushed for 344 more yards than Zeke with only 30 more carries. Zeke was terribly inefficient in 2017 and plowing him ahead for 4 yards a clip 85 more times doesn't change that fact.

catiii · Apr 30, 2020

Looks like he could move to nose tackle LOL.

Sarge · Apr 30, 2020

ESisback said:
Every year, like death and taxes, Zeke’s fat.

Borrrr-innnngg!

Zekes not fat, Romo is...

cowboyed · Apr 30, 2020

By the time the season ends Zeke will look like a tattered chicken.

JoeKing · Apr 30, 2020

shabazz said:
It has been said that with the shelter-in order, one is going to come out of it; " a Hunk, a Chunk or a Drunk"

I never heard that before but I like it and I agree. :grin:

ksadler1 · Apr 30, 2020

big dog cowboy said:
McCarthy better keep Zeke and his weight in check. I would love to see some longer runs for the money he's getting.

He can always put Zeke on the "Pollard Diet". That might motivate him...

dfense · Apr 30, 2020

It's obvious to me once you get paid, you get the fat. It's the Tony Montana rule.

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” – Tony Montana

RoyTheHammer · Apr 30, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

Can we start benching people who make these threads every week? Good grief..

pete026 · Apr 30, 2020

I recently caught a replay of a Cowboys game from his rookie year. Speed/Acceleration/Elusiveness.....he looked like a different player. I wouldn't have even recognized him if it wasn't for the #21 Cowboys uniform. The delta from rookie to now was shocking.

glimmerman · Apr 30, 2020

I figured when he hit the NFL he would have to put on some mass. Bigger faster people pounding into you. He can still break away if given the whole.

blueblood70 · Apr 30, 2020

bunch of crap angles and timing of pics hes running fully stretched in one pic and relaxed and breathing out in another SMH dudes never been out of shape..FD up narratives..the picture of him in the PB uniform looks lean and mean.. so tired of the hate..regardless of the comedy and sarcasm Zekes never once been fat or out of shape most likely going back to 10yrs old..you are not out of shape taking the ball 300-400 times a year, blocking another 100 plus and goi gout in routes 50plus..

he like all of us may fluctuate 5-6 lbs week to week or in the down time but that goes away quickly.. no phucking way hes been playing overweight..EVER!! :popcorn:

<<<this is not espn its Zeke troll haters

ESPN=Every Stupid Persons Narrative

Pantone282C · Apr 30, 2020

cern said:
Mass is a function of density, not size. He looks discernibly larger in the bottom photo. Perhaps it's just the lens?

Yeah, looks like he traded a six pack for a pony keg.

dckid · Apr 30, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

Maybe he can become Jerome Bettis?

plasticman · Apr 30, 2020

Zeke's young enough to shed the pounds when he has to. He can get into shape as the preseason progresses, I don't think it will be a problem.

All things considering, this is probably going to be a league wide issue.

phildadon86 · Apr 30, 2020

Aviano90 said:
Yes, I am aware. It has been repeated thousands of times. Apparently that makes people happy with his Randle-esque 4.06 ypc that year. If only he would have had 85 more carries at the same average, he would have edged Hunt out for the rushing title. As it stands, Hunt rushed for 344 more yards than Zeke with only 30 more carries. Zeke was terribly inefficient in 2017 and plowing him ahead for 4 yards a clip 85 more times doesn't change that fact.

No. But I’m happy you brought up the plowing him ahead thing. That falls on coaching. The fact they barely ran a draw or bumped it outside is a testament to how stubborn our coaching staff was.

Iago33 · Apr 30, 2020

Whyjerry said:
Btw it is well understood in my family that my death row final meal is chicken parmigiana.

Your family is planning to have you imprisoned and put to death?! Or you are planning to commit some crime late in life just to get that last meal?

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