Zeke Accumulating Mass

DoctorChicken · Apr 30, 2020

CowboyRoy said:
This will go down as the single worst contract in Cowboys history. He will gone the moment the Cowboys can get out from under it.

Yeah, even worse than trading for Roy Williams and giving him a fat contract

You Zeke haters crack me up.

bigE79 · Apr 30, 2020

gmoney112 said:
Wow.

He's almost as fat as Romo.

At least Romo had the sense not to wear his shirt like that..lol

bigE79 · Apr 30, 2020

DoctorChicken said:
Yeah, even worse than trading for Roy Williams and giving him a fat contract

You Zeke haters crack me up.

Damn man, nobody hates Zeke, people just having a little laugh..no biggie... but this haters crap is getting old quick,it's called an opinion not hate.

Whyjerry · Apr 30, 2020

Iago33 said:
Your family is planning to have you imprisoned and put to death?! Or you are planning to commit some crime late in life just to get that last meal?

The latter of course

blueblood70 · Apr 30, 2020

Toruk_Makto said:
The difference?

Romo's production usually from previous year to new season despite those stupid threads got better.

Zeke hasn't been as good as he was his rookie year since. And...well..he's obviously gotten bigger. Do you actually want to debate that?

YES did you see him walk out of the shower and onto a scale? if not **** dude, you dont know his actual playing weight from 2016 until now no one does..ive many angles he loos the same and others he looks klike that..thats not fat that relaxed picture not flexing or stretched out, stupid BS narrtives.. GROW UP

so stop debating a Elite premium NFL pro sports running backs weight when you dont know squat!!
Sad all you have time to debate is a gown mans weight.. SAD

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ESPN-Every Stupid Persons Narrative

CyberB0b · Apr 30, 2020

Time to harvest!

ESisback · Apr 30, 2020

Sarge said:
Zekes not fat, Romo is...

HE can gain 100 pounds if he wants!

Risen Star · Apr 30, 2020

Have him stand next to McCarthy. Problem solved.

Hawkeye19 · Apr 30, 2020

Risen Star said:
Have him stand next to McCarthy. Problem solved.

Well played

Beaker42 · Apr 30, 2020

Richmond Cowboy said:
Just like some women need to realize when they are past the bikini stage, Zeke needs to abandon the crop top.

Yeah, he’s showing his Cabo guy in the Cowboys uni pic. He needs to get back to the blOwSU pic.

Redball Express · Apr 30, 2020

cern said:
Mass is a function of density, not size. He looks discernibly larger in the bottom photo. Perhaps it's just the lens?

It makes sense.

He is not 21 anymore.

Do you still look like you did at 21?

He is taking a pounding.

Putting on some weight to absorb some of the wear and tear is not a shock.

I also think as the season goes on..these guys lose weight and slim down is they remain healthy.

Pollard still plays for us. Nobody obcessing about him.

Bet he comes in 15 lbs more than last year..watch..

aria · Apr 30, 2020

Maybe he was trying to match his gut to the fat, overweight contract he got.

aria · Apr 30, 2020

Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll go back on the cocaine diet he was on in college and lose it in a few weeks.

Londonboy · Apr 30, 2020

Fill Him with helium paint "Goodyear" on His *** and float Him over the stadium.

DasTex · Apr 30, 2020

Aren't we all these days?

Cowboys0988 · Apr 30, 2020

Zeke Needs to get back down to his rookie playing weight. The extra weight hasn't added any additional power and definitely hurt his speed. As a rookie, he could run over dudes and out run guys. Whichever was needed. Looks like Zeke's been on the Eddie Lacy Diet. Hotdogs. Hot Pockets and Chocolate Pie.

blueblood70 · Apr 30, 2020

Risen Star said:
Have him stand next to McCarthy. Problem solved.

or any Olinemn and most DL..even Janikowsky the kicker, romo was no chiseled athlete..

seen big ben of late dude looks like a fat sasquatch, most horrible beard ive ever seen on a santa claus face..

cowboyschmps3 · Apr 30, 2020

CalPolyTechnique said:
Discuss please.

This was before suspension lol

gimmesix · Apr 30, 2020

EMMITTnROY said:
Obviously he’s not fat.

but I do think he should try to trim some of that body mass if possible. He’s still a beast. But I do think he was quicker and faster his first couple years.

There are always backs who come into the league and get bigger to add more power. I think Elliott sees himself as more of a power back than a finesse back so it would be natural for him to lean toward gaining size. It's really up to the coaches/conditioning staff to tell them when they have gone too far.

Aviano90 · Apr 30, 2020

If he's not going to be a big play back, and he's not going to make people miss with moves, then fatten him up and make him a better battering ram.

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

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