Zeke new tat

Whyjerry · May 20, 2020

Hennessy_King said:
You crazy. Hes 6' tall. If you call that fat my goodness lol.

Lol. Kidding man. Don’t lose your sense of humor. Zeke is a Greek God of Yards After Contact!

That better?

aria · May 20, 2020

Whyjerry said:
Lol. Kidding man. Don’t lose your sense of humor. Zeke is a Greek God of Yards After Contact!

That better?

I believe you meant goddess and (s)he would be Lethe.

J/K, in all seriousness if he was a Greek God he would be Koalemos.

Ranching · May 20, 2020

Risen Star said:
Might want to get a tattoo of six pack abs.

He should get a Wentz tat on his butt so he can crap on him everyday!!!!!

Whyjerry · May 20, 2020

aria said:
I believe you meant goddess and (s)he would be Lethe.

J/K, in all seriousness if he was a Greek God he would be Koalemos.

Yeah maybe closer to a pile of Greek Yogurt than a Greek God.

fivetwos · May 20, 2020

Two more years of him.

I expect a pretty good, yet not worth the money performance.

I dont get the vibe that football is all that important to this guy.

He does it because he is good at it, can be a celebrity, and can earn a celebrity salary doing it.

Whether he wins or not doesnt much matter, and that's a big part of why he probably wont.

Two more years to rid this roster of the Garrett crew.

BotchedLobotomy · May 20, 2020

Zeke: “Does this Tat make me look fat?”

Point-of-the-Star · May 20, 2020

I watched the first 20 seconds of that video and I'm sorry for it. Please hurry NFL season so this kinda post dies a quick and needed death !

Vanilla2 · May 20, 2020

aria said:
If he sheds about 10 lbs off that fat head of his maybe he’ll get back to playing like he did his rookie year.

In the meantime, Saquon is posting pictures of himself working out and a video of a charity event he did for our current situation. Keep it real dbag Ewok.

lol

DEA_dad · May 20, 2020

blueblood70 said:
zekes never been fat or overweight nor out of shape..hes a big dude and when he flexes hes legit a beast.. he aint no damn basketball player or WR/CB hes a 3 down knock your teeth out Tail back that can jump over you ..its the dumbest narratives ever created here ..idc if hes 220-230 hes always in shape body wise and all players come into the season and takes games to get used to 60mins of 100% football shape..

He may not be 2016 Zeke but hes still very productive and is game panned for..when your off season everyone mocks is 4th in rushing 30yards out of 3rd and 1600 all purpose yards and a double digit tds..

you dont lead the league in carried since 2016, stay on the field more then any back in the league and ever be out of shape..

maybe fat fans with fat mouths can be out of shape after gaining 5lbs in the off season but Zeke isnt that guy

You sir are the smartest person on this board imho

CWR · May 20, 2020

Kaiser said:
When Zeke quits playing and gains weight in middle age, that tat is going to look like one of those Mayan God statues.

Haha I've had people tell me that about my tats also. I figured if Im 70 and fat my tats wont matter no how. Lol

Londonboy · May 20, 2020

aria said:
I believe you meant goddess and (s)he would be Lethe.

J/K, in all seriousness if he was a Greek God he would be Koalemos.

He's more like Epimetheus the Titan.

aria · May 20, 2020

Londonboy said:
He's more like Epimetheus the Titan.

He is a fool, you got that much right.

Londonboy · May 20, 2020

aria said:
He is a fool, you got that much right.

Luckily, it doesn't take much advanced level thought to run with a ball.

DanA · May 20, 2020

Ranching said:
He should get a Wentz tat on his butt so he can crap on him everyday!!!!!

I heard Jaylon's got one and is now dealing with hemorrhoids from all the swiping

DandyDon52 · May 20, 2020

fivetwos said:
Two more years of him.

I expect a pretty good, yet not worth the money performance.

I dont get the vibe that football is all that important to this guy.

He does it because he is good at it, can be a celebrity, and can earn a celebrity salary doing it.

Whether he wins or not doesnt much matter, and that's a big part of why he probably wont.

Two more years to rid this roster of the Garrett crew.

exactly, and dak hangs with him and is the same, they just want the fame and money, and maybe they win something,
if not no big deal, they can go home and count their millions.

fairviewfarmer · May 21, 2020

Zeke needs to spend more time working out in the weight room and less time in a tattoo parlor. jmo.

glimmerman · May 21, 2020

Tats on your side hurt.

Irvin88_4life · May 21, 2020

Does that mean he is getting traded to the Browns.........

SteveTheCowboy · May 21, 2020

aria said:
Watch The Big Lebowski and you may actually get it.

Oh...

SteveTheCowboy · May 21, 2020

fivetwos said:
Two more years of him.

I expect a pretty good, yet not worth the money performance.

I dont get the vibe that football is all that important to this guy.

He does it because he is good at it, can be a celebrity, and can earn a celebrity salary doing it.

Whether he wins or not doesnt much matter, and that's a big part of why he probably wont.

Two more years to rid this roster of the Garrett crew.

He's no Tom Brady, for sure. But I think he loves football, not JUST for the party.

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