Reverend Conehead
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They always value quarterbacks by boring stuff like pass completion percentage, QB rating, TDs to picks ratios, etc. This thread isn't about any of that annoying stuff. I'm endeavoring to get to the heart of what's really important.
As much as I hated the 49ers, I had to agree that Joe Montana totally deserved to get into the Hall of Fame, not because he was such a great player (he was), but because he has a really cool sounding name. I can't believe no one ever brings up this most important factor in quarterbacking.
If the Cowboys somehow found a quarterback who was Roger Staubach, Dan Marino, John Elway, and Joe Montana all in one, but his name was "John Smith," I would be totally against signing him! A quarterback must have a cool-sounding name or he's a NOBODY!
So this is your chance to finally address this all-important issue. In this thread, create a name for your quarterback. It can include a nick name in quotes between his first and last name if you want. Up to you.
Here's mine:
Luke "Zig-Zag" Ziglar
Your turn.
As much as I hated the 49ers, I had to agree that Joe Montana totally deserved to get into the Hall of Fame, not because he was such a great player (he was), but because he has a really cool sounding name. I can't believe no one ever brings up this most important factor in quarterbacking.
If the Cowboys somehow found a quarterback who was Roger Staubach, Dan Marino, John Elway, and Joe Montana all in one, but his name was "John Smith," I would be totally against signing him! A quarterback must have a cool-sounding name or he's a NOBODY!
So this is your chance to finally address this all-important issue. In this thread, create a name for your quarterback. It can include a nick name in quotes between his first and last name if you want. Up to you.
Here's mine:
Luke "Zig-Zag" Ziglar
Your turn.
QB JOE MANNIX
