News: BR: Report: Cowboys Stunned by Dak Prescott's Stance on Length of New Contract

Cowboys STUNNED on Dak's stance over the length of his contract demand?

Hey it's absolutely true and there is much more to this story. If you print the digital report and spray avocado oil on the paper copy it makes the invisible ink readable.

So here goes:

Jerry has cremated his toupee and now is on a psychotropic IV drip.

Stephen is undergoing transcranial magnetic stimulation therapy.

McCarthy is walking around topless (yes no bra!) at The Star flailing his back with an olive branch over joining the Cowboys.

Kellen Moore has permanently curled up in a fetal position sucking his thumb.

Everyone keeps saying he has the leverage... no he does not. You guys act like he is a top 5 QB and the best thing we have ever had. Look at his stats last year. In most of the important QB Stats, Comp%, ACcuracy, QBR, interceptions, hes middle of the line QB in all those stats. He rarely delivers in big important games.

Here is the big kicker, if he is a top 5 QB and as good as you guys make him out to be, he would have been signed by now. There is a reason he isn't and that is because more knowledgeable, qualified people that work for the cowboys org have picked apart the last 4 years and know what they have. They have an average to good QB that could take a great team to the SB. They dont have a Great QB that can take an average team to a SB.

He is franchise tagged this year and that's beautiful! We get him for another year fairly cheap if you average his entire cost over 5 years. If we win the SB then perfect, no complaints,sign him, i dont care at that point. However, when we dont, i hope Dalton is being prepped to come in at a moments notice and us looking to draft a QB next year.