Twitter: Jerry's self-quarantine spotted near Seattle

Kwyn · Aug 8, 2020

Jake said:
Doesn't look like the old boy is sweating training camp. Can't say I blame him, to be honest.

I heard he had actually been in Santa Barbara for the last week or so after he did the Alaska thing on the yacht

Yachts move around with their own crew in and out of ports. would not surprise me to see it show up in So Cal after it does whatever refueling/maintenance they need to do in Seattle

Pretty sweet gig when the owner isn’t around

Vinnie2u · Aug 8, 2020

Jerry is living his best life. Middle fingers up to the haters.

JoeKing · Aug 8, 2020

Bobhaze said:
I rarely make guarantees...but I guarantee Jerry Jones will be front at center at his annual “State of the Cowboys” press conference soon. He will be dressed in his “play-like Head Coach” gear, sharing long, meaningless stories, completely devoid of grammar, or any meaningful information. He lives for moments like that. Stephen may throw in a “secret sauce” comment for grins, and we will have the next episode of “Keeping up with the Jones” reality show.

That's a lot of details to be guaranteed. I guarantee not all those details happen. Wager?

OmerV · Aug 8, 2020

fivetwos said:
Is he on it?

Where does he keep it usually? That's one heck a of ride from the Texas waters. Think about that.

Enjoy your twilight years. Leave the football to others Jerry.

It was off the Florida Coast during the Pro Bowl. Quite a trip to get to Seattle.

Jake · Aug 8, 2020

OmerV said:
It was off the Florida Coast during the Pro Bowl. Quite a trip to get to Seattle.

Going through the Panama Canal.

Ranching · Aug 8, 2020

Jake said:
I see a small boat leaving the yacht and heading to the city. Jerry must be getting low on Johnnie Walker.

Stop looking at Jerry's dinghy!!

fivetwos · Aug 8, 2020

Jake said:
Going through the Panama Canal.

I wonder what the toll is on that one.

Seriously. If the Verrazano Bridge is $18...

Jake · Aug 8, 2020

fivetwos said:
I wonder what the toll is on that one.

Seriously. If the Verrazano Bridge is $18...

The average toll (according to Google) is $150,000, one-way.

OmerV · Aug 8, 2020

Jake said:
Going through the Panama Canal.

Where do you find this stuff? Lol

fivetwos · Aug 8, 2020

Jake said:
The average toll (according to Google) is $150,000, one-way.

That nuts, but sounds about right.

Wonder if theres like a guy in a booth that swipes Amex.

xwalker · Aug 8, 2020

fivetwos said:
Is he on it?

Where does he keep it usually? That's one heck a of ride from the Texas waters. Think about that.

Enjoy your twilight years. Leave the football to others Jerry.

Helicopter to private plane to home. He can be home before you can travel from Houston to Dallas...

fivetwos · Aug 8, 2020

xwalker said:
Helicopter to private plane to home. He can be home before you can travel from Houston to Dallas...

Well right. Who knows if he is even on it.

Thats what Jerry needs to be doing is the point.

He has earned that right. Leave the rest to others.

That's all.

fivetwos · Aug 8, 2020

OmerV said:
Where do you find this stuff? Lol

Jake's yacht was right behind it.

Just missed the photo. Got that same 150k bill. :flagwave:

cern · Aug 8, 2020

fivetwos said:
Is he on it?

Where does he keep it usually? That's one heck a of ride from the Texas waters. Think about that.

Enjoy your twilight years. Leave the football to others Jerry.

Panama canal.

cern · Aug 8, 2020

Whyjerry said:
Alaskan Cruise? Who the hell would want to go to Seattle these days?

Sailing up the western coast is extremely uneconomical this time of year due to currents running north to south. Best to sail west a few hundred miles and turn northeast. Good seafood in seattle.

fivetwos · Aug 8, 2020

Vinnie2u said:
Jerry is living his best life. Middle fingers up to the haters.

I dont hate on Jerry at all when it comes to living his life and enjoying.

He deserves it.

He cant micromanage a football team to success and has proven that.

Maybe he has realized he can get just as much "credit" by taking a back seat and letting others handle football.

Plenty of people know who Bob Kraft is and he never tried to handle personnel.

Let it be good enough.

cern · Aug 8, 2020

fivetwos said:
I wonder what the toll is on that one.

Seriously. If the Verrazano Bridge is $18...

Between 3500 and 4000 for a ship that size.

TheSkaven · Aug 8, 2020

Strange since it wasn’t three weeks ago that we saw him with a mask opening up the Star again in Frisco. Or maybe that was his double.

Seattle is a fine place to be in August to get away from that summer Texas heat. But color me a bit surprised that he’s not back for the opening of camp..

Corso · Aug 8, 2020

TheSkaven said:
Strange since it wasn’t three weeks ago that we saw him with a mask opening up the Star again in Frisco. Or maybe that was his double.

Seattle is a fine place to be in August to get away from that summer Texas heat. But color me a bit surprised that he’s not back for the opening of camp..

Yeah. Honestly, it's not like he has to be on the boat, wherever it is. He can easily get there and back at a moment's notice.

cowboyschmps3 · Aug 8, 2020

fivetwos said:
I doubt Clowney is hanging around in Seattle.

Either way I dont think that meeting would be face to face these days.

I'd guess he still has his base in Houston. Less than a full year removed from there and he was on the final year of his deal.

Short commute to home games friend. Just sayin'

Last I heard was he was working out in the Houston area.

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