Twitter: Jerry's self-quarantine spotted near Seattle

Hoofbite

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Doesn't look like the old boy is sweating training camp. Can't say I blame him, to be honest.



Imagine being the captain of that thing. Like, how do you hit that lottery? You just cruise around for maybe half the year, and even when you're working you're probably in the company of celebrities and high-profile athletes. At absolute worst, you're chillin' with Jerry and whatever shenanigans comes with him.

That dude's living the dream.
 

fivetwos

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Last I heard was he was working out in the Houston area.
I know most ya'll hate him but I'd be jumping up and down if we get him at 1/10.

He can play, and he will at worst net us a comp pick like Quinn did.

Edit....calling it at worst is probably wrong, but he can play and a one year deal for that talent at that position is a no brainer. What I don't know is if he will take that money.
 

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Imagine being the captain of that thing. Like, how do you hit that lottery? You just cruise around for maybe half the year, and even when you're working you're probably in the company of celebrities and high-profile athletes. At absolute worst, you're chillin' with Jerry and whatever shenanigans comes with him.

That dude's living the dream.
Captain's have little time for chilling. The responsibilities are many.
 

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Between 3500 and 4000 for a ship that size.
See now that ain't terrible.

Jake says 150k.

At 3-4k all you do is pass the baseball hat around the deck to get toll money like a keg. See who can pony up what.

Either way they got through. Stay out there Jerry.

MM got the rest.
 

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He is going to get Adams, And took Rowdy for the trade.

should have just thrown him overboard instead. Why subject yourself on a cruise with him for that long. I I mean throw Rowdy overboard, not Jerry. :muttley:
 

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I doubt Jerry is there at the moment. It's time for training camp so I would think he's around camp. Probably Charlotte or one of the grandkids that have the yacht in Seattle, IMO.
 

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See now that ain't terrible.

Jake says 150k.

At 3-4k all you do is pass the baseball hat around the deck to get toll money like a keg. See who can pony up what.

Either way they got through. Stay out there Jerry.

MM got the rest.
I went on a fishing trip in the florida keys. We stayed on a nice yacht, approx. 250 feet in length. From there we passed thru the canal to the west coast of panama and tropic star lodge. It cost about 3k. Cheaper than sailing around tierra del fuego.
 
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Doesn't look like the old boy is sweating training camp. Can't say I blame him, to be honest.



Is that Jerry's yacht or the Emperor's?
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KingintheNorth

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He's using the Find My Friend app to meet up with Jamal Adams. No one has told him about the trade yet.
 

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I went on a fishing trip in the florida keys. We stayed on a nice yacht, approx. 250 feet in length. From there we passed thru the canal to the west coast of panama and tropic star lodge. It cost about 3k. Cheaper than sailing around tierra del fuego.

Based on all available info you are making stuff up. :rolleyes:

So when did I hurt your feelings?
 

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I rarely make guarantees...but I guarantee Jerry Jones will be front at center at his annual “State of the Cowboys” press conference soon. He will be dressed in his “play-like Head Coach” gear, sharing long, meaningless stories, completely devoid of grammar, or any meaningful information. He lives for moments like that. Stephen may throw in a “secret sauce” comment for grins, and we will have the next episode of “Keeping up with the Jones” reality show.
:hammer::hammer::hammer:
 

fivetwos

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Based on all available info you are making stuff up. :rolleyes:

So when did I hurt your feelings?
Play nice kids.

I didn't mean to stir up any 'Jerry sucks, no he doesn't" activity from long ago over toll numbers at the Panama Canal.

Enjoy Sunday both of you!
 
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