My nemesis, rival preacher

Reverend Conehead said:

I've obviously a perfectly normal guy who's not strange in any way. However, there's this rival church to mine across town run by this weirdo, Reverend Stonehead, who I can't stand. His church is one of those wacko anything goes ones. They see it as perfectly normal to inhale the fumes of this popular plant that makes them see funny things. Then he encourages some of his female members to dance around in the buff. I've lost some congregants to this loony church just because people want to have fun. I need to find a way to get back at that jerk, Reverend Stonehead.

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Reverend Conehead said:

I've obviously a perfectly normal guy who's not strange in any way. However, there's this rival church to mine across town run by this weirdo, Reverend Stonehead, who I can't stand. His church is one of those wacko anything goes ones. They see it as perfectly normal to inhale the fumes of this popular plant that makes them see funny things. Then he encourages some of his female members to dance around in the buff. I've lost some congregants to this loony church just because people want to have fun. I need to find a way to get back at that jerk, Reverend Stonehead.

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Runwildboys said:

Give me the address and the time those girls usually dance around in the buff. I'll take care of this for you.

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Reverend Conehead said:

Thanks. That's very selfless of you to volunteer to go into such a stressful and sinful situation to minister to those evil hussies. I tried to myself. I hollered at one of them, "You evil trashy, skanky trollop, stop that!" And she responded in a despicable manner. She smashed her boobies into my face. I answered, "Uh .... b'b'buh duh ..... I'm not convinced. I still think you're a trasky, skanky trollop," and she repeated the booby smash thing into my face. I repeated that several times, but just could not get her to repent. I'm not trying to scare you off, because I find it very honorable of you to volunteer to go into that danger zone. I hope you manage. Be sure to take a video of how it goes down so that I can watch it and give you tips. I'll PM you the address. Thanks.

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Runwildboys said:

If she does the booby smash thing to me, I'll try begging on my knees. If I'm successful, you'll hear her praying from blocks away.

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Reverend Conehead said:

I've obviously a perfectly normal guy who's not strange in any way.

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DallasEast said:

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Reverend Conehead said:

I'm the only normal guy preacher in this town. I've already told you about Reverend Stonehead. There's also Reverend Bonehead, who's a nice guy, but isn't so bright. Then there's Reverend Clonehead who's obsessed with science and genetic engineering. Then there's Reverend Dronehead who always talks in a monotone. Weirdos. Why can't they be normal and down to earth like me?

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Runwildboys said:

Hopefully, soon you'll hear Sister Moanhead.

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CouchCoach said:

I am not committing myself without recent photos of these naked dancing parishioners. They might be the same women they hide in the basement and make them make cookies and teach Bible school. And that could ne the reason the menfolk of the church stay stoned and eat cookies.

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