Twitter: Conference Call with M. Nolan gets put on hold because he got Tabasco Sauce in his eye

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I remember a radio interview with Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull years ago, in which he related a story of how he grows his own jalapenos, and one day he was picking them when he suddenly got the urge to urinate.....I think you see where this is going.....He said all he could think to do was chew up a bunch of antacids into a paste and start rubbing it on himself. I don't remember him saying whether it worked or not, but I doubt it.
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I couldn't imagine.

I will say, being a male......I would have gladly given birth if it would've taken the fire out of my eye. Holy testicle Tuesday!!!!!!
 

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Maybe he heard that he may be fired and thought to himself, "McCarthy likes to eat. Maybe if he smells the heat he will start thinking about food and forget he was going to fire me".
 

Fizziksman

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lol inflicting self harm to try to avoid a contentious press conference. Oldest trick in the book

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Cowboys are a 'special' child. A very rich 'special' child, but a 'special' child nonetheless.
 

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I'd just like to say, "We all feel your pain Mike, every time the defense takes the field."
 
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