This team is run by Wiley Coyote

ClappingCarrot

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Can't wait for Jerry to go on the radio Tuesday and brag about the play of #88 and #92.
 

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....the fake punt, had me at....huh!.......what...! .......huh!.......how!........what!........huh!.........but!..........huh.....when!......... Then he barely made it back to LOS. I got the remote and started searching the Hallmark channel.

That 4th and 10 SLOW developing fake punt from deep in their own territory was the dumbest play I have EVER seen, bar none.
 

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First off there was nothing phantom about Elliott's fumble. The replay CLEARLY showed the ball was lose before he was down. I laugh at people like you. If a Cowboy say Lawrence or Gregory had jumped that high and tipped the ball where they could catch it you and everyone else would be gushing with praises for a great play but when someone from another team does it to our QB then it's the QB's fault. That was a really good play by a defender to get that high.
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Ouch, I think there's been some misunderstanding as to what was meant by "phantom fumble"...
 

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You can kill a snake body first (McCarthy) but it takes some time..Me personally, I cut the head off, and we "j" all know who "J" that is.
 

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Jerry is your basic hopeless addict. He is addicted to two things: Money and Jerry.
 

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Ouch, I think there's been some misunderstanding as to what was meant by "phantom fumble"...
I meant no on touched him and he still fumbled, I mean not even the ground . its like he squeezed it so tight it popped.
 

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I miss those old looney tunes cartoons,they were the best and so was Bugs.
 

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From Zeke’s phantom fumble to the wide receiver screens , the inexplicable goal line calls , the worst punt fake in the entire history of the NFL and Andy Dalton’s human highlight interception , this game felt like it was being thrown on purpose .
It’s as if the team is being run by Wiley Coyote .

I’ve never in 43 years of fan hood ever actually laughed out loud at this team like I did today.
I've never suspected or even considered the Cowboys would throw a season. But like you it crossed my mind this game. That would at least explain the incompetent coaching decisions. It felt like someone was throwing this game or could it be the coaching was actually trying to win?
 

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I've never suspected or even considered the Cowboys would throw a season. But like you it crossed my mind this game. That would at least explain the incompetent coaching decisions. It felt like someone was throwing this game or could it be the coaching was actually trying to win?
It was so bad it did cross my mind. The play calling was surreal bad. Dalton passing on 4th and inches , the weird reverse option at goal line , the infamous fake punt it goes on and on.
 

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Just a few days ago so many in here were so excited about winning one game....

Well sure. They competed with the Steelers and beat the Vikings. But in this game the Cowboys were dominated on both sides of the LOS. Very hard to win when that happens. Probably the reason for all of the WR screens. Teams resort to that when they're being beaten up front. And it never ends well. Just go back to the 2013 season SB Seahawks/Broncos. Something people can remember. Denver started that WR screen crap as a last ditch effort to salvage the game. It too failed.
 

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silly mentality






No what's silly is the tiny fraction of all cowboys fans that say they won't spend anymore money seem to think they're making this big statement and whether they admit it or not privately saying to themselves that "this will show him" and what you don't get is what you did spend compared to the total amount of money Jones makes from the Cowboys isn't even enough to register so he doesn't miss it or even know it's not there. So if it makes you feel good to not spend anymore money on the Cowboys knock your socks off but don't think it's hurting Jones in any way at all.
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Jerry is oblivious to the state of the team. He's still raking in cash on the myth the Cowboys are America's Team when they are a bottom-feeding franchise. And its all his fault. This team will keep serving up fans games like this for as long as the team is run the way he's running it. Period.






Easy cure for you. Since you have such a low opinion of where the Cowboys are, go find another team to be a fair weather fan for.
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