Michael Irvin tells the greatest stories!

tyke1doe

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I can tell why he's still a football broadcaster/commentator when many other players have fallen by the wayside.

He just told a story about Super Bowl week and how Big E (Erik Williams) missed a team meeting after being out all night. The penalty was not playing the upcoming game. "The rule was if you miss meetings or practice, you don't play PERIOD!" Irvin says.

He says Williams stumbles in at the end of the meeting

"Big E walks in and Jimmy was so hot and he was like 'listen, we know the rules, the rules are the rules. This is how we get here. We follow the rules.' And the room was dead quiet, man. And all of a sudden Jimmy says, 'But I'm no dummy! We'll take this up after the Super Bowl. Big E get ready to play.' And the room erupted, and I knew right then we would win that Super Bowl just from that one moment. We needed that big fellow. He was the anchor on our offensive line. That was a great Super Bowl. That was the moment I remember saying 'okay, now we will win.'"

:lmao:

I love that Irvin told that story. He knows how to spin a tale.
 

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I can tell why he's still a football broadcaster/commentator when many other players have fallen by the wayside.

He just told a story about Super Bowl week and how Big E (Erik Williams) missed a team meeting after being out all night. The penalty was not playing the upcoming game. "The rule was if you miss meetings or practice, you don't play PERIOD!" Irvin says.

He says Williams stumbles in at the end of the meeting

"Big E walks in and Jimmy was so hot and he was like 'listen, we know the rules, the rules are the rules. This is how we get here. We follow the rules.' And the room was dead quiet, man. And all of a sudden Jimmy says, 'But I'm no dummy! We'll take this up after the Super Bowl. Big E get ready to play.' And the room erupted, and I knew right then we would win that Super Bowl just from that one moment. We needed that big fellow. He was the anchor on our offensive line. That was a great Super Bowl. That was the moment I remember saying 'okay, now we will win.'"

:lmao:

I love that Irvin told that story. He knows how to spin a tale.
He had a lot of interesting things to say about the Texans recently.

I actually like listening to Irvin.
Irving is a bum. Kind of like Whitten.
 

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We’ve turned into our grandfathers. Talking about old stories from decades ago.

sorry I love the story and don’t mean to be a downer. Just saying.
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I can tell why he's still a football broadcaster/commentator when many other players have fallen by the wayside.

He just told a story about Super Bowl week and how Big E (Erik Williams) missed a team meeting after being out all night. The penalty was not playing the upcoming game. "The rule was if you miss meetings or practice, you don't play PERIOD!" Irvin says.

He says Williams stumbles in at the end of the meeting

"Big E walks in and Jimmy was so hot and he was like 'listen, we know the rules, the rules are the rules. This is how we get here. We follow the rules.' And the room was dead quiet, man. And all of a sudden Jimmy says, 'But I'm no dummy! We'll take this up after the Super Bowl. Big E get ready to play.' And the room erupted, and I knew right then we would win that Super Bowl just from that one moment. We needed that big fellow. He was the anchor on our offensive line. That was a great Super Bowl. That was the moment I remember saying 'okay, now we will win.'"

:lmao:

I love that Irvin told that story. He knows how to spin a tale.

That's when men were men...not money chasers.
 

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I tuned in for the strippers and white house stories... :-(
 

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He’s the best studio broadcaster on tv. Romo is the best booth announcer. So we have that going for us:)
 

tyke1doe

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Imagine the stories he doesn’t tell.
:laugh:

I like the one he told on America's Game series. He was so about winning, when Jimmy Johnson was named coach, he gave him a list, "This one isn't serious about winning. This one is not serious about winning." :laugh:
 

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Michael Irvin is the man, that's where the 88 in my username comes from, 22 of course for Emmitt. Anybody remember that time when Michael was messing around with a stripper and her boyfriend was a bent cop? Seemed like Michael got busted every other week for something or another.
 

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Michael Irvin is the man, that's where the 88 in my username comes from, 22 of course for Emmitt. Anybody remember that time when Michael was messing around with a stripper and her boyfriend was a bent cop? Seemed like Michael got busted every other week for something or another.
Because he was a loud outlaw.
He'd never exist in these times.
 

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Irvin is such a boss. Our team today is pathetic. They are all rich but they are pathetic.
 

tyke1doe

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Michael Irvin is the man, that's where the 88 in my username comes from, 22 of course for Emmitt. Anybody remember that time when Michael was messing around with a stripper and her boyfriend was a bent cop? Seemed like Michael got busted every other week for something or another.

A bent cop or a beat cop? :huh:
 
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