What would you do with Zeke if you could hang out with him for a day?

How would you spend your day with him?

Go grab a big lunch of BBQ together?

Play some video games?

Quick trip to Cabo?

What would you do if you won a contest to spend the day with Zekiel Elliot?

Go to Cabo and have him show me the sights!!

Race him in a 40 yard dash.

For sure a steak lunch, a few cold beers, talk Buckeyes and Cowboys for part of the time. Get his take on the 2021 Ohio State team.
And do it all Cabo also.

If he acted like the dbag that he acts like in public and the dbag several people who have met him says he acts like then I’d like to step into the cage with him, no weapons and no rules.

If he’s actually humbled himself over the years, getting “low key faded” with just him at his or my pad and shootin the bull with him would be cool. Maybe watch a few old Super Bowls or not even talk football, just play pool, darts, cards, whatever.

*Unfortunately I can’t smoke/consume due to my job but if I was retired that’s what I’d do otherwise it’s just the alcohol for me.

maryquality said:

Go to Cabo and have him show me the sights!!

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god knows he probably has a few of his favorite drinks named after him down there

Get him pinched for some minor drug offense so that his guaranteed money with Dallas would be voided.

#goteam!

Shake my head in disappointment.

Teach him to hang on to the ball.

Hit the Buffet.. I bet he knows where all the good ones are..

Lol, who would have thought I would have had the nicest reply so far? Bunch of zeke haters in here.

Convince him his real calling is ringing the bell in front of a salvation army kettle. He could even do the feed me thing in front of the kettle.

Eat some cereal with him

Get faded

treat him to a sloppy bacon cheese burger at the stray dog...then go on a bigfoot hunt here at a wildlife preserve where he's been known to hang out at while passin' thru...the squatch...not Zeke.

Stay Home

Haircut

Ask him when he decided to go on the Mike McCarthy diet?

Well I'd have him pick me up for startsies. He's gotta have a better ride than me. Then I'd have him take me to lunch some place nice, and no freaking bowls of cereal. Maybe we could have some light day drinks like spritzers or bellinis and a trendy desert like vegan rhubarb galettes.

Next I'd want to go walk my lunch off at a local park, lake, or even by the sea shore where maybe Zeke would by me seashells. We'd skip rocks, throw sticks to his dog, fly dragon shaped kites, and bury each other in the sand.

After our walk I'd like to be taken to a movie. I've never been taken to a movie myself and Zeke certainly has the $$$. I don't want any skimping either. I want the large Coke that takes both hands to carry, an XL popcorn with extra butter, and some Dots to pull everything including the fillings out of my teeth. I don't care what we watch as long as it's not a freaking comic book movie. I refuse to sit with grown men watching Aquaman.

After the movie I'd like to wrap up the evening with some cocktails with the boys. Dak would be there with some super pimped out crutches. Amari would be at the far end of the bar...by himself...quietly...staring at the floor. Crawford would be there working bouncer at the door. DiNucci would be throwing dimes at the dart board. Gregory would be there but seldom seen since he stays outside in the smoking section. Sean Lee would be there having a glass of milk. Hunter Niswander would be there in case anybody needed their butt kicked. We'd all enjoy drinks, play some trivia (where the Belldozer will tear you up), play some shuffleboard, and have a hap hap happy good time.

Since I'd be in the presence of "right kind of guys", none of us would be driving home and instead calling Uber or as the Cowboys call him Jaylon. After big #54 dropped us off I'd like Zeke to walk me to my door like a gentleman and make sure I got in safely. He may have lost a step or two but he could still beat the hell out of anybody in my neighborhood.