What would you do with Zeke if you could hang out with him for a day?

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How would you spend your day with him?

Go grab a big lunch of BBQ together?

Play some video games?

Quick trip to Cabo?

What would you do if you won a contest to spend the day with Zekiel Elliot?

I'd never hang out with a guy like him.
 

dreghorn2

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Get faded and play video games followed by a night of bottle service.. his dime.
 

Rajveer

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Take him to a skin laser specialist to remove his tattoo.
 

lostar2009

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Nothing really. He is no different than me besides the fact he play for the Cowboys.
 

Majic

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Offer to clean out his swimming pool for free as long as he keeps his dogs locked up
 

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Well I'd have him pick me up for startsies. He's gotta have a better ride than me. Then I'd have him take me to lunch some place nice, and no freaking bowls of cereal. Maybe we could have some light day drinks like spritzers or bellinis and a trendy desert like vegan rhubarb galettes.

Next I'd want to go walk my lunch off at a local park, lake, or even by the sea shore where maybe Zeke would by me seashells. We'd skip rocks, throw sticks to his dog, fly dragon shaped kites, and bury each other in the sand.

After our walk I'd like to be taken to a movie. I've never been taken to a movie myself and Zeke certainly has the $$$. I don't want any skimping either. I want the large Coke that takes both hands to carry, an XL popcorn with extra butter, and some Dots to pull everything including the fillings out of my teeth. I don't care what we watch as long as it's not a freaking comic book movie. I refuse to sit with grown men watching Aquaman.

After the movie I'd like to wrap up the evening with some cocktails with the boys. Dak would be there with some super pimped out crutches. Amari would be at the far end of the bar...by himself...quietly...staring at the floor. Crawford would be there working bouncer at the door. DiNucci would be throwing dimes at the dart board. Gregory would be there but seldom seen since he stays outside in the smoking section. Sean Lee would be there having a glass of milk. Hunter Niswander would be there in case anybody needed their butt kicked. We'd all enjoy drinks, play some trivia (where the Belldozer will tear you up), play some shuffleboard, and have a hap hap happy good time.

Since I'd be in the presence of "right kind of guys", none of us would be driving home and instead calling Uber or as the Cowboys call him Jaylon. After big #54 dropped us off I'd like Zeke to walk me to my door like a gentleman and make sure I got in safely. He may have lost a step or two but he could still beat the hell out of anybody in my neighborhood.
Nicely done!
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Well I'd have him pick me up for startsies. He's gotta have a better ride than me. Then I'd have him take me to lunch some place nice, and no freaking bowls of cereal. Maybe we could have some light day drinks like spritzers or bellinis and a trendy desert like vegan rhubarb galettes.

Next I'd want to go walk my lunch off at a local park, lake, or even by the sea shore where maybe Zeke would by me seashells. We'd skip rocks, throw sticks to his dog, fly dragon shaped kites, and bury each other in the sand.

After our walk I'd like to be taken to a movie. I've never been taken to a movie myself and Zeke certainly has the $$$. I don't want any skimping either. I want the large Coke that takes both hands to carry, an XL popcorn with extra butter, and some Dots to pull everything including the fillings out of my teeth. I don't care what we watch as long as it's not a freaking comic book movie. I refuse to sit with grown men watching Aquaman.

After the movie I'd like to wrap up the evening with some cocktails with the boys. Dak would be there with some super pimped out crutches. Amari would be at the far end of the bar...by himself...quietly...staring at the floor. Crawford would be there working bouncer at the door. DiNucci would be throwing dimes at the dart board. Gregory would be there but seldom seen since he stays outside in the smoking section. Sean Lee would be there having a glass of milk. Hunter Niswander would be there in case anybody needed their butt kicked. We'd all enjoy drinks, play some trivia (where the Belldozer will tear you up), play some shuffleboard, and have a hap hap happy good time.

Since I'd be in the presence of "right kind of guys", none of us would be driving home and instead calling Uber or as the Cowboys call him Jaylon. After big #54 dropped us off I'd like Zeke to walk me to my door like a gentleman and make sure I got in safely. He may have lost a step or two but he could still beat the hell out of anybody in my neighborhood.


lmao...and I thought I had some good herb!
 

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How would you spend your day with him?

Go grab a big lunch of BBQ together?

Play some video games?

Quick trip to Cabo?

What would you do if you won a contest to spend the day with Zekiel Elliot?

I would never hang out with him. But if I had to, might as well get drunk and go to a strip club. About all he is good for these days.
 

Yobwocs

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Dude's kinda ugly. I highly doubt he's a ladies man, so he's probably not any use to me. So... nope.
 

aria

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I never realized so many people didn’t like him and I would have one of the kindest replies, haha. You can also add I would prank call @Ranching with him.
 

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I'd put him through a workout, have him run some drills and then ride the fence line and have him patch it up. Throw some protein on the grill and sip on one of Jerry's Blue Label bottles. I'll invite @aria to join us for that medium rare protein.
 

aria

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I’m about to throw up. I wish I never saw some posts. Barf.
 

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First thing would be some "Honk HonK"....then I would get him drunk....if he wasn't already....and have him explain to me in great detail exactly how Ohio Sr. cheats, and who they are paying off to do so.
 

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The obvious answer is ask him to take me shopping... and to Cabo.

Outside that of course I'd love to hear the inside stories about the teams over the 5 years he's been here.
 
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