Twitter: Cowboys adding 'secret sauce' to scouting department

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It was that or barking for the yak lady with aspirations to move up from sawdust spreader on the Tilt-A-Whirl.

While the rest of you have been complaining about the Joneses, I took it one step up the ladder and asked that all of their women be barren.
 

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The only thing that might ever save the Cowboys from the Jones clan is inheritance taxes.
 

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:facepalm:

https://twitter.com/theshycowboy

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the amount of hatred I've built up for that kid's ridiculous face over the years is unparalleled and unmatched by any accumulable substance or matter in the history of the planet.

I've never wanted to punch something more in my entire life

Also, years ago when a friend of mine worked at Jersey Mike's, he says Shy came into his shop and was a total dbag. So he has that going for him as well.
 

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We’re in this weird limbo where we hate the joneses but defend their role as ownership when it comes to compensation. This move lands firmly on the hate of the jones side. I’m happy for the kid. It’s not his fault he was born into a billionaire family.
 

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I'm really starting to question why I still follow this team.


the amount of hatred I've built up for that kid's ridiculous face over the years is unparalleled and unmatched by any accumulable substance or matter in the history of the planet.

I've never wanted to punch something more in my entire life

Also, years ago when a friend of mine worked at Jersey Mike's, he says Shy came into his shop and was a total dbag. So he has that going for him as well.

Now you understand how some of us have felt about Jerry for the past 20 years or so. Welcome to the dark side...
 
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