Twitter: Dak’s Fishing Trip

FVSTONE

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PHOTO ANALYSIS (clockwise)

Pic #1 - Dak can’t stand; has to sit down for this photo

Pic #2 - [body double]

Pic #3 - Dak starting to tip over

Pic #4 - Dak is once again being propped up by other people

This isn't the first fishing trip Dak has been on this year. He went deep sea contract fishing and hooked a huge SAP SUCKER, better known in the Texas area as Jerry Jones. He weighed in at $160 million dollars that he had stuffed and mounted over his fire place.
 

5Stars

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Did Dak get any crabs? Lot's of girls out there all hungry and stuff.
 

TequilaCowboy

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Where is that unbrotherly Zeke! And did you see the tats on Dak's peg-leg?

Yeahh, one day is the peg leg and the next day he'll be calling Zeke, "Ahoy matey"...and the opponents as "scalleywags", and going AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH after throwing an int. I tell ya, there's always somethin.
 

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Those photos were just country as heck, lol.
Southern fried dudes for sure.
Not sure who cooked those fish up but bet they used a lot of corn meal and tabasco.
Pretty sad I didn't get an invite.
 

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These posts are so valuable. Helps me add to the ignore list, which is the entire purpose of having an account.

I'm not sure which type of poster is less interesting: the troll, the hater, the rider or the posters who can't process satire or irony. At least the first three can be entertaining. Oh well
 
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