I saw a signed Bobby Carpenter Jersey in a restaurant

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EndGame said:
I was in a BBQ restaurant in Newport News, Virginia yesterday with the family. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw in the corner a signed and framed Bobby Carpenter jersey. It was the biggest "what the hell?" moment I've had in a while. I can only hope that the owner of the restaurant is somehow related to Carpenter. That's the only logical reason I can see for having that questionable piece of wall art around.
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Did it make you crap your pants?
 
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JW82 said:
BTW wasn't he 54? So Howley, White, Carpenter, Smith...the tradition continues! Can't forget the great Darren Hambrick too...
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Darren Hambrick, lol, what do voluntary mean? It means unemployment if you don't do it.
 
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EndGame said:
I was in a BBQ restaurant in Newport News, Virginia yesterday with the family. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw in the corner a signed and framed Bobby Carpenter jersey. It was the biggest "what the hell?" moment I've had in a while. I can only hope that the owner of the restaurant is somehow related to Carpenter. That's the only logical reason I can see for having that questionable piece of wall art around.
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Did you ask if you could use it for a napkin? If not, that’s on you.
 
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EndGame said:
I was in a BBQ restaurant in Newport News, Virginia yesterday with the family. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw in the corner a signed and framed Bobby Carpenter jersey. It was the biggest "what the hell?" moment I've had in a while. I can only hope that the owner of the restaurant is somehow related to Carpenter. That's the only logical reason I can see for having that questionable piece of wall art around.
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Was he pointing at the potty?
 

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Fletch said:
Did you ask if you could use it for a napkin? If not, that’s on you.
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Since it was framed behind glass, that would have presented a problem. The best I could have hoped for was to borrow a sharpie and write "draft bust" on the glass.
 
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EndGame said:
I was in a BBQ restaurant in Newport News, Virginia yesterday with the family. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw in the corner a signed and framed Bobby Carpenter jersey. It was the biggest "what the hell?" moment I've had in a while. I can only hope that the owner of the restaurant is somehow related to Carpenter. That's the only logical reason I can see for having that questionable piece of wall art around.
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Was it next to a Kareem Larimore signed jersey?
 
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EndGame said:
I was in a BBQ restaurant in Newport News, Virginia yesterday with the family. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw in the corner a signed and framed Bobby Carpenter jersey. It was the biggest "what the hell?" moment I've had in a while. I can only hope that the owner of the restaurant is somehow related to Carpenter. That's the only logical reason I can see for having that questionable piece of wall art around.
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I live in New England. We have all sorts of Signed jerseys in restaurants . Does it matter the quality of the player. In my opinion absolutely not. I judge a football player by attitude first. Camaraderie locker room presence. Then I’ll judge how he does on the field. That’s how you win a championship. That’s why patriots have done so well. This is a team sport do your job. Yeah he was a bust for us. But that’s not the point
 
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EndGame said:
I was in a BBQ restaurant in Newport News, Virginia yesterday with the family. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw in the corner a signed and framed Bobby Carpenter jersey. It was the biggest "what the hell?" moment I've had in a while. I can only hope that the owner of the restaurant is somehow related to Carpenter. That's the only logical reason I can see for having that questionable piece of wall art around.
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This is where a Zippo comes in handy.
 
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cool.
autographed Cowboys jersey is still an autographed Cowboys jersey.

i got a Taco autographed mini helmet.
because...what the hell.
made a low offer...accepted.

i'd rather have stuff than not.
just me.
 
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charron said:
Thought you were going to say they use it as a tablecloth or made it into throwaway napkins.
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He said he was in the bathroom when he saw it.
Must have been the reusable towel.
 
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Should've had a Lance Rentzel jersey next to it held up with a pair of suspenders.
 

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EndGame said:
I was in a BBQ restaurant in Newport News, Virginia yesterday with the family. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I saw in the corner a signed and framed Bobby Carpenter jersey. It was the biggest "what the hell?" moment I've had in a while. I can only hope that the owner of the restaurant is somehow related to Carpenter. That's the only logical reason I can see for having that questionable piece of wall art around.
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Was it on sale for $2.50?
 
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