And I’ll tell you why…
Philly—their fanbase has SO MANY drunk, bitter, hateful, roadapple—munching morons, that they make number one on my list. They could finish 1-16, but if that “1” was a win over the Cowboys, they’d be happy. They hold “Dallas Week” before our games, with radio shows and rallies and all kinds of promotional hatefests. Social media from Philly fans after last Sunday’s Dallas loss EXPLODED with snarky memes and gloating jokes—never mind that even in a disaster season, we had a better record, won the NFCE, and destroyed them twice! They’re obsessed with us, and many are enraged by the indifference of our fans.
WFT—Long time bitter NFCE rival. The hate’s mutual. So many jerks in DC, among them George Allen and Dan Snyder. Not as severe as Philly, but the whole Hog thing is kinda like a combination of Raider freaks and Eagle smarts.
NYG—Our third and final NFCE rival, these “mega classy” Jersey Boys despise the attention we get. Represented in the media by the bitterly biased Phil Simms, and owned by Goodell’s running buddy John Mara. Many Cowboy fans wonder how much he actually does whisper in the Commish’s ear.
Pittsburgh—They built their whole “winning tradition” on fluke plays and bad calls. From “The Immaculate Reception” to their last win of 2021–they rarely dominate. In fact, in most of their games they’re getting beat until late in the fourth quarter, when a bad call or dramatic error or lucky bounce enables a win. They get exactly what they need, exactly when they need it. Then those yellow rag waving fans are on their feet, screeching over those noble, blue collar tweakers like they’re Captain America. I live in an area SURROUNDED by black and gold, and trust me, it gets old.
Packers—Aaron Rodgers.