Twitter: Cowboys to host "Major business announcement press conference" Wednesday

BleedinBlue · Apr 11, 2022

They are moving to the USFL so they can get to a championship game.

Pantone282C · Apr 11, 2022

ChuckA1 said:
No need to even practice that move, Amigo. That's never happening

Well, a day of fantasy is better than 26 years of futility!

Pantone282C · Apr 11, 2022

BleedinBlue said:
They are moving to the USFL so they can get to a championship game.

LOL!!

CyberB0b · Apr 11, 2022

Jerry is stepping down and will be the new head coach.

RustyBourneHorse · Apr 11, 2022

Pantone282C said:
World Champion of the Richest Sports Franchise!

That's Jerry's Lombardi since 1996

Pantone282C said:
"Rusty" it is!

*Neighs* That's me!

Cowpolk · Apr 11, 2022

Jerry is going to cover the stadium with a giant diaper

Beast_from_East · Apr 11, 2022

ShortRound said:
Any guesses?

I dont really care, I'm sure it will be something sponsor related that will make Jerry and his idiot boy a couple more million while the team is barely .500 caliber.

RustyBourneHorse · Apr 11, 2022

Kingofholland said:
The Cowboys will be the first NFL team to display a small sponsor logo on their uniforms.

Being a Premier League fan, I'm used to that.

RustyBourneHorse · Apr 11, 2022

Motorola said:
End of song guitar riff -- CLASSIC

Definitely! It's a great song.

Pantone282C · Apr 11, 2022

CyberB0b said:
Jerry is stepping down and will be the new head coach.

OMG. A defacto move.

Pantone282C · Apr 11, 2022

Oh for Pete's sake. Don't tell me the new business announcement is about the long term contract just signed with Molson Coors.
Maybe the stadium will now be Molson Coors Stadium.

acr731 · Apr 11, 2022

Pantone282C said:
Oh for Pete's sake. Don't tell me the new business announcement is about the long term contract just signed with Molson Coors.
Maybe the stadium will now be Molson Coors Stadium.

Roto-Rooter dome sounds reasonable. Seems fitting with the yearly crap fest that goes on there.

Pantone282C · Apr 11, 2022

acr731 said:
Roto-Rooter dome sounds reasonable. Seems fitting with the yearly crap fest that goes on there.

They could hang a sign under his suite at the stadjum: Roto-Rooter Suite!

ak47kaehu · Apr 11, 2022

Dak will be traded for a 7th rd pick and a tray of oreos.

conner01 · Apr 11, 2022

Carson said:
In reality

Nobody cares outside of the front office. Always trying to sell something

Yet, it will get 20 pages here
So I guess someone cares lol

TRUTH87 · Apr 11, 2022

Kingofholland said:
The Cowboys will be the first NFL team to display a small sponsor logo on their uniforms.

maybe. it’ll eventually happen. look at the NBA.

RustyBourneHorse · Apr 11, 2022

Pantone282C said:
Oh for Pete's sake. Don't tell me the new business announcement is about the long term contract just signed with Molson Coors.
Maybe the stadium will now be Molson Coors Stadium.

Nu, it could be American Airlines Stadium. Might as well. There's AA Arena, the Cowboys use them as the team airline, the airline is based in ft Worth, so, it'd make sense to me.

Corso · Apr 11, 2022

GimmeTheBall! said:
That's me with a baseball cap carrying a 24-oz. Of Killer Draft and a bag of enchiladas for @Ranching

I know @Ranching and he ordered tamales, jackass.
Con chipotle.

tunahelper · Apr 11, 2022

ShortRound said:
Any guesses?

It's likely Mr. Pibb is sponsoring the brand.

acr731 · Apr 11, 2022

ak47kaehu said:
Dak will be traded for a 7th rd pick and a tray of oreos.

Hell yeah.... trade Dak for a tray of Oreo's? DEAL !!!

Double stuf, please.

Twitter: Cowboys to host "Major business announcement press conference" Wednesday

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