What would analysts say if you were drafted?

Red Dragon

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"The NFL is stunned by the selection of Red Dragon, a scrawny dude with a history of neck, knee and lumbar problems. His lone asset is that he did once score high on a Wonderlic. He also boasts an accuracy of 37% on field goal attempts within twenty yards, as his brother can attest."
 
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42 year old Batman1980 is much older than your typical draft pick. He does lack long speed but has tremendous stamina so he may be able to outrun some defenders to the end zone. Hard to coach but makes up for it with an above average Wonderlic and decent quickness.
 
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Dreghorn2 can best be described as an ideal defensive end tackle.. He sits at the end of the bench, defends the water bucket and tackles anyone who comes near it.
 

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Ksk is an ideal backup. He'll go in and bite some kneecaps to disable the opponent. Has no qualms about sticking a thumb in an eyeball.
 
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LACowboysFan1 is the ideal end player on the field goal defense. Has tremendous ability to trash talk the opposing team so they have a false start every time, trying to get to LA to punch his lights out.

Also is so skinny the opposing team laughs so hard they can't make the line calls..
 
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We're not surprised that Ozone22 was drafted in later rounds. But if we are allowed to be blunt, we're shocked that he was drafted at all. Ozone22 still has the fire/and heart to play but the body clearly can't. If anyone of you fans has ever watched the show, Ted Lasso. Ozone22 would be Roy Kent, and we're being nice.
 
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What the hell was the GM thinking drafting an almost 50 year old man?
 
john van brocklin

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Red Dragon said:
"The NFL is stunned by the selection of Red Dragon, a scrawny dude with a history of neck, knee and lumbar problems. His lone asset is that he did once score high on a Wonderlic. He also boasts an accuracy of 37% on field goal attempts within twenty yards, as his brother can attest."
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Too old, too fat, slow first step, no burst...
 
Red Dragon

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LACowboysFan1 said:
LACowboysFan1 is the ideal end player on the field goal defense. Has tremendous ability to trash talk the opposing team so they have a false start every time, trying to get to LA to punch his lights out.

Also is so skinny the opposing team laughs so hard they can't make the line calls..
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Sounds good. Here's your 4-year, $13 million deal, please sign on the dotted line here....
 

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The scouts really had to go way back to dig up information on Hardline. The former high school football player had some very good game tape in 1987 during his varsity season.
 
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