Guy walks into a night club and sees a guy sitting at a table alone with a (HUGE) lighter on his table. So, he walks up and says, "I've never seen a lighter that big before, where did you get it?"
Guy says" You see that dude playing the piano over there? He is a genie and if you ask nicely he may grant you a wish. So the guy walks over to the piano and says, "I hear you are a genie, will you grant me a wish?
Fine!!!, one last one for the day, I'm done! What do you want?
Guy says well, If i can ask I want a million bucks! Genie says...............GRANTED!! and all of a sudden there were a Million (DUCKS!) walking around in the place!
The guy says, Thanks! and wades his way through all the ducks back to the table the guy with the big lighter was sitting at.
He says, "Your genie friend is very gracious but, he is a (Little hard of hearing is he not?)
Guy says, (You think?) Do you really think i REALLY ask for a 12" BIC?????????
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