Private interview with Jerry: 3 questions you'd ask

Diehardblues · Jun 16, 2022

1. Do you have anymore illegitimate children ?
2. Have you committed Adultery more than once?
3. How does your wife and children feel about this ?

nate dizzle · Jun 16, 2022

What was it like raising a real life version of Spaulding?
When you're watching the Super Bowl, do you usually watch it from the living room on your yacht, your smaller yacht, or at home like the rest of us?
What is your favorite "breakfast whiskey?"

CouchCoach · Jun 16, 2022

1 question. When can I leave?

fivetwos · Jun 16, 2022

Ahhh another....

"Since you make mention of those Super Bowls, how is it that YOU personally were such a great GM back then, but haven't even won a division round game since?"

What is the main difference between now and then?

RonWashington · Jun 16, 2022

Haimerej said:
1) Can I have a grant?
2) Why not?
3) Don't you feel like you owe me?

RonWashington · Jun 16, 2022

1. What’s the key to your success
2. Do you read much and if so what do you enjoy reading ?
3. Why are the beers so expensive .

:starspin:

tcain2004 · Jun 16, 2022

Diehardblues said:
1. Do you have anymore illegitimate children ?
2. Have you committed Adultery more than once?
3. How does your wife and children feel about this ?

he doesn't remember. He's what 80ish? been rich forever I'm pretty sure he lost count.

tcain2004 · Jun 16, 2022

RonWashington said:
1. What’s the key to your success
2. Do you read much and if so what do you enjoy reading ?
3. Why are the beers so expensive .

Cause they hold you hostage - to answer #3

Montanalo · Jun 16, 2022

Who shot Kennedy?

Where's Elvis?

What's the true story behind Area 51?

kskboys · Jun 16, 2022

4. Are you as smart as a gummy bear?

FVSTONE · Jun 16, 2022

tyke1doe said:
I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

JJ: Do you think the face has held up well?
JJ: Is the child yours?
JJ: If a mouse can pull a house, do you hook'em up?

kskboys · Jun 16, 2022

Do you model yourself after Forest Gump or Ruprect?

fredp22 · Jun 16, 2022

1- what can we do to convince you to sell?
2- do you still think it was a good idea to fire Landry immediately, Jimmy after 3 years, but keep Garrett for 10?
3- are you aware the they still have playoffs after the regular season?

RonWashington · Jun 17, 2022

kskboys said:
Do you model yourself after Forest Gump or Ruprect?

Closer to Al Davis minus the track suit thank goodness. :omg:

Aven8 · Jun 17, 2022

How do you envision the Cowboys after you are gone?

Have you truly believed every year that you had a chance at a SB?

Why did you give JG so much time, and wasted a lot of good player’s careers by doing so?

acr731 · Jun 17, 2022

Why did you do this to my favorite tesm?
When are you going to quit and hire a real GM?
When are you going to kick the bucket?

RonWashington said:
Closer to Al Davis minus the track suit thank goodness.

At least Al was a former NFL coach before becoming an owner. Jerry's claim to fame was just being wealthy.

phildadon86 · Jun 17, 2022

1) WHY?
2) WHY?
3) WHY?

CowboyRoy · Jun 17, 2022

tyke1doe said:
I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

1. Did Garrett have naked pictures of you?
2. Does Zeke have naked pictures of you?
3. Was Jason Garrett your biggest mistake as GM of the Cowboys?

noshame · Jun 17, 2022

If I promised you 3 super bowls if you'd have hired a GM in 1997 would you have done it?

Typhus · Jun 17, 2022

1. Is your forehead from 10 years ago currently somewhere near the back of your neck.
2. Do you still dream of pulling the Lombardi out of Jimmys hands at the post game press conference.
3. How has your wife stayed with you.

Private interview with Jerry: 3 questions you'd ask

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Jerry learned to GM from Pee Wee Herman

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noshame

I'm not dead yet......

Typhus

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