Jerry and Son are setting Dak up for his last dance

Dak_Attack_09 · Jun 20, 2022

Ranching said:
Apparently you do, cause you're still here.....lol!

I came in 2016 the rise of the Dak Age. He will lead this team to the promise land long as he gets a OL. :flagwave:

Corso · Jun 20, 2022

Dak_Attack_09 said:
OL + Dak + Pollard + Zeke + Receivers + Defense = Championship

I can't be so definitive at this point.
Have to watch the season unfold.
Like I always say: Too many moving parts throughout an NFL season.

I'll leave the prognostications to others like you.
Have at it.
Glad you're not putting solid money down on it.

Calvin2Tony2Emmitt2Julius · Jun 20, 2022

Dak_Attack_09 said:
That’s why Jerry is a billionaire and your favorite team hasn’t won a SB in 27 years.

How's that Jerry's fault ? that's what parody means. The NFL wanted it this way

zrinkill · Jun 20, 2022

Pappy and Dak_Attack our having a worst poster thread battle.

Corso · Jun 20, 2022

Calvin2Tony2Emmitt2Julius said:
How's that Jerry's fault ? that's what parody means. The NFL wanted it this way

Parity.
Much different meaning than parody.

I make a parody of myself on this site.
To make the rest here feel a sense of parity of the level we're all posting if I didn't abide.

tyke1doe · Jun 20, 2022

Ranching said:
pendejoism at its best!

I actually had to look that one up. Thanks for the vocabulary expansion.

charron · Jun 20, 2022

I think they give him another contract

Chuck 54 · Jun 20, 2022

PAPPYDOG said:
Let's face it with the exception of Dak reaching an NFC Championship game next season his career after 7 seasons will be considered a failure.
1 playoff win with all that talented meat around him all these years simply is dismal at best.
Personally, this offseason was not a good one for Dak as 3 of his major weapons are gone and haven't been replaced even though the cap $ is available to be spent.
Cowboys will be drafting for a QB in the 1st round as they will have a pick high enough to move up and pick up a rookie QB stud prospect like many teams have done in the past.
They are saving their cap $ anticipating his massive cap hit for next season.
We are much closer to Dak's end as a Cowboy than his beginning and this brings hope to millions of non-homer fellow fans.
The Jones boys want Dak to fail and fail big as moving ahead with another QB scenario becomes much easier on the PR front.
Dak will accommodate the Jones Boys as without Amari and rooks everywhere he will be lucky to survive the season taking into consideration how poorly he handles pressure on and off the gridiron......its ok to throw bottles at the ref people....lol....

So just how close are we to Dak’s end after he just signed a new contract?

Corso · Jun 20, 2022

Ranching said:
These haters really tick me off...I don't know why they are still here....oh, well....Salud, bro

I've caught myself stressing sometimes over other posters.
And I ask myself why?
Why does this affect me?

I'm not perfect, but I try to do better every year.
I think this has, so far, been a good year.
I've made friends with some who I've argued with and I've found out I like it more that way.

All of us can become better and if some of us don't want to, well alrighty then.
I'm not the man to judge.

I'm freaking on shrooms half the time.
Thank Gad.

Ranching · Jun 20, 2022

Corso said:
I've caught myself stressing sometimes over other posters.
And I ask myself why?
Why does this affect me?

I'm not perfect, but I try to do better every year.
I think this has, so far, been a good year.
I've made friends with some who I've argued with and I've found out I like it more that way.

All of us can become better and if some of us don't want to, well alrighty then.
I'm not the man to judge.

I'm freaking on shrooms half the time.
Thank Gad.

You're a better man than me, cause they tick me off.

Corso · Jun 20, 2022

Ranching said:
You're a better man than me, cause they tick me off.

I can't blame you.
You are a man of many passions and convictions who has been a leader of men for years.

Who am I to persuade you of being anything else?

JD_KaPow · Jun 20, 2022

PAPPYDOG said:
Let's face it with the exception of Dak reaching an NFC Championship game next season his career after 7 seasons will be considered a failure.
1 playoff win with all that talented meat around him all these years simply is dismal at best.
Personally, this offseason was not a good one for Dak as 3 of his major weapons are gone and haven't been replaced even though the cap $ is available to be spent.
Cowboys will be drafting for a QB in the 1st round as they will have a pick high enough to move up and pick up a rookie QB stud prospect like many teams have done in the past.
They are saving their cap $ anticipating his massive cap hit for next season.
We are much closer to Dak's end as a Cowboy than his beginning and this brings hope to millions of non-homer fellow fans.
The Jones boys want Dak to fail and fail big as moving ahead with another QB scenario becomes much easier on the PR front.
Dak will accommodate the Jones Boys as without Amari and rooks everywhere he will be lucky to survive the season taking into consideration how poorly he handles pressure on and off the gridiron......its ok to throw bottles at the ref people....lol....

Wow, it's impressive how much wrongness can be packed into a single post.

Corso · Jun 20, 2022

JD_KaPow said:
Wow, it's impressive how much wrongness can be packed into a single post.

Won't slow old boy down.
He has a head full of steam and only Cowboys wins will slow it down.

And then, when the team doesn't make the SB, full steam ahead with the most over-the-top crud baby!

He plays a winners' game.
Much like many here.
You don't end up the best of the best in the very end?

fivetwos · Jun 20, 2022

Ranching said:
You're a better man than me, cause they tick me off.

You'll enjoy the shrooms eventually. Keep at it.

Cowboysheelsreds053 · Jun 20, 2022

PAPPYDOG said:
Let's face it with the exception of Dak reaching an NFC Championship game next season his career after 7 seasons will be considered a failure.
1 playoff win with all that talented meat around him all these years simply is dismal at best.
Personally, this offseason was not a good one for Dak as 3 of his major weapons are gone and haven't been replaced even though the cap $ is available to be spent.
Cowboys will be drafting for a QB in the 1st round as they will have a pick high enough to move up and pick up a rookie QB stud prospect like many teams have done in the past.
They are saving their cap $ anticipating his massive cap hit for next season.
We are much closer to Dak's end as a Cowboy than his beginning and this brings hope to millions of non-homer fellow fans.
The Jones boys want Dak to fail and fail big as moving ahead with another QB scenario becomes much easier on the PR front.
Dak will accommodate the Jones Boys as without Amari and rooks everywhere he will be lucky to survive the season taking into consideration how poorly he handles pressure on and off the gridiron......its ok to throw bottles at the ref people....lol....

Ric Flair is the man! WOOOOOO

Kingofholland · Jun 20, 2022

The Cowboys haven't drafted a QB in the first round in 33 years, had no plan for a replacement with a declining Aikman or Romo, then they stumbled into Dak. They'll be riding Dak for a while so you mine as well drink the kool-aid and get on the bandwagon.

ESisback · Jun 20, 2022

Corso said:
Won't slow old boy down.
He has a head full of steam and only Cowboys wins will slow it down.

And then, when the team doesn't make the SB, full steam ahead with the most over-the-top crud baby!

He plays a winners' game.
Much like many here.
You don't end up the best of the best in the very end?

Yep! The odds are stacked against winning it all, so he gambles very little. We get beat in the playoffs (or less), and it’s snarky ‘I told you so’s’—like he actually knows something we all don’t. If they DID win it all, you’d see him a lot less, and when you did, it would be some sort combination of “it was a fluke” and “I guarantee it won’t happen again”.

And isn’t it funny… he opens a thread with absurd nonsense, then disappears. He wants attention.

Typhus · Jun 20, 2022

America's Cowboy said:
You want to make another bet, PappyPoo?

Oh, I forgot, you don't honor or keep your end of a bet, especially when you lose.

Anyway, I hate to burst your bubble but Dak is going to be around with the Cowboys for many years to come. Bank on it.

But Pappy doesnt have to like it.

Typhus · Jun 20, 2022

Corso said:
Parity.
Much different meaning than parody.

I make a parody of myself on this site.
To make the rest here feel a sense of parity of the level we're all posting if I didn't abide.

You made me scratch my cerebellum.

America's Cowboy · Jun 20, 2022

Typhus said:
You made me scratch my cerebellum.

Jerry and Son are setting Dak up for his last dance

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