Twitter: TMZ: Vander Esch fed a fish to a wild bear

plasticman

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Oh no, he's graduated from wolves to bears.

It's only a matter of time before he's seen out on a date with Bigfoot.

He needs an intervention.
 

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Yeah, I also heard you gave a guy in a ski mask your car and your wallet. God, you are just such a generous person.

Thanks! Never gave anyone my wallet or car before though. Back to the bear. It was at Yellowtail damn in Fort Smith Montana (we see bears on the shore almost every time we go). He liked it. I was on a pontoon boat a little further then Vander I'll admit.
 
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Bear cubs are nice to a fault, usually to the detriment of a human. I have been around black bear cubs and they act more like puppies than bears, but you better hope momma ain't around.
 

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Lol, if this was Dak then this thread would turn into a 100 pages of questioning his committment to football. And yes I probably would have joined in, just being honest.

But LVE, let's be safe here and literally not poke the bear, like the momma bear. I'd just assume all the players not get hurt in the offseason.

At the end of the day Chuck Norris wears LVE pajamas when he sleeps and has a LVE poster on his wall.
 

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Lol, if this was Dak then this thread would turn into a 100 pages of questioning his committment to football. And yes I probably would have joined in, just being honest.

But LVE, let's be safe here and literally not poke the bear, like the momma bear. I'd just assume all the players not get hurt in the offseason.

At the end of the day Chuck Norris wears LVE pajamas when he sleeps and has a LVE poster on his wall.
LVE is not your typical treehugger that forgets mother nature can be vicious, just look up youtube videos of people being attacked by bisons, bears, and other wildlife. A momma bear does not care if you compost, you taste the same as the man that drives big rigs. I figure a hunter will know the dangers.
 

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Momma bear does not recognize friendly or nice human feeding baby Momma bear sees human and baby 1st thought is 1 must die and it aint my baby
 

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Momma bear does not recognize friendly or nice human feeding baby Momma bear sees human and baby 1st thought is 1 must die and it aint my baby
That doesn't happen in the wild. Videos like this are why people keep getting jacked up by Bison in Yellowstone.
 
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